HEY EVERYBODY, HAVE YOU HEARD? THE BEST WAY TO TELL IF A LOAF OF BREAD IS DONE IS TO STICK YOUR DICK

HEY EVERYBODY, HAVE YOU HEARD? THE BEST WAY TO TELL IF A LOAF OF BREAD IS DONE IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT, NOW GO SPREAD THE WORD!!

now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

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1 year ago

Hi! I hate having to ask for help, but without it what I'll do  .I have no where to go and i am asking for any kind of help for my daughter treatment diagnosed with sickle cell. but the worst were the THREE strokes to the brain.

Thank you once again for getting here and for everything you can do for Grace's well-being. Donate anything please if you're able🙏

Unfortunately, I don't have any spare money, so I can't donate, but I will reblog and help to spread awareness! Happy to help in any way I can!


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10 months ago

What's ur fav tv show

hmm. hard choice. probably gravity falls tho cause it’s amazing

1 year ago

Several things to consider:

•How would they be ranked? Would it be based on a specific set of morals or based on the parent-child relationship? If two dads raise kids to the same standard, but one is homophobic and the other isn’t, and they teach that to their kids, who is the better dad? What decides the morals?

•There would most probably be a massive drop in domestic abuse/neglect. Dads would want to show off to other dads how good of a dad they were, and if it’s a lower ranking, there would be reason to suspect abuse/neglect.

•If somebody adopts a child, does the mug count that person as the child’s dad? If you didn’t realise you had a child, and you got a mug, would it still show a ranking? Do you have to be active in the child’s life? (For example: a stepdad with no biological children of his own. Would the mug count him as the dad, or the child’s biological father?)

•Would there be contests? Or what? Would there be prizes for being good dads?

•Would anybody find a way to exploit it?

All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.


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1 year ago

being bisexual is calling yourself gay while making fun of your gay friends for being gay


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10 months ago

not heard those songs but defo giving them a listen. i like p much anything tbh, though songs by mcafferty, the front bottoms, jack staubet, etc are probs my fav!!

HIHIHIHIHI

very very important question: what’s your fav song. we have to know

um, well, I have a lot of favorites, but I guess Maniac (stray kidz) or Chk Chk Boom and Mountains (also stray kidz lol)

What about you?

10 months ago

Im not good with long messages,so here's a short one:

I think ur an awesome person! I really feel happy when I see you liking and reblogging my posts (and spamming my notifications lol) ❤️❤️

AWWW TYSM!! ily <3 im sure you’re awesome too!!!!!!

1 year ago

petition for a SECOND pride month in halloween month

rb for yes

like for yes

both for double yes

10 months ago

reblog this rat until staff gets involved

a rat getting a boop on the nose
1 year ago

when you’re trying to sleep but your diet coke from earlier is fizzing and popping and it won’t SHUT UP

1 year ago

Sally names Percy for the happy ending she hopes he’ll get. she spends hours researching demigods and their ends. Heracles, poisoned and given immortality as a leash. Bellerophon, revered for his deeds and killed for his hubris. Achilles, feared by all yet slain in battle. none of those would be her boy. She names him Perseus, for his successes and his long life, and she hopes it will help protect him, this name.

Percy is thirteen, recently returned from his first week at Camp, when Sally calls him by his full name. what had caused it, she can't remember. all she can remember is her strict, "Perseus Jackson––" and her son's poorly hidden, full-bodied flinch.

Sally knew––gods, she knew––that he would face hardships. she knew he would have to learn to fight, to protect himself, to kill––but that knowledge hadn't been enough to dim her hope. it was that flinch, that fear that he'd quickly cleared from his eyes at hearing his own name, that started to eat away at her hope like rot.

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