My Doctor Said That It’s Very, Very Important That I Get Extra Calories As I Approach The End Of My

My doctor said that it’s very, very important that I get extra calories as I approach the end of my pregnancy. If I want my baby to be big and strong, it needs the essential caloric intake in order for it to achieve that. Well doc, that’s the easiest order I’ve ever had to follow.

Seriously, I love food. If it didn’t make me so fat, I would eat all of the time. Normally, I have to watch my girlish figure. Boys don’t want bloated bodies. But now that I’m heavy with child, I’m about to get plump with food. People can’t yell at me for eating too much, it’ll help round out some of my slimmer features, and everything tastes so delicious.

Please, come stuff me full of food. I’m so hungry.