They Are On A Date

King is this your friend Elton John

Woah mama it's Elton in the flesh

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

I made this for the legendary @hymen-restoration-project

Is Tumblr just escapism from my shitty fucked up life of substance abuse and yearning

bethany who are we stabbing this ides?

Your father. My father. Everyone's father

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

how it feels opening tumblr recently