Oh Captain What Has Zeus Done To You

rawrdy :33

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LMFAO hey tumblr folk i forgot you existed take this drawing i made last night while sleep deprived

newly recruited to jl captain marvel just. sitting in his seat in the middle of a justice league meeting and suddenly realizing

'oh jee wilkers. im pretty sure i've(the previous champions) met/married most of these guys' parents/great-great-great-great-greatx10 grandparents. woops'

and hes squinting his eyes trying to play guess who in his head about which relative he's met and or maybe started a relationship with years and years and years ago and is going 'ter-el, hippolyta, yada yada' before his eyes lands on batman and he blinks a few times. and then a few other more times and is like

'??? wait a darn minute is that- holy moly- patrick?? no,, im pretty sure hes dead... is he? might go visit him soon,, uhh. thomas..?? hnn, im pretty sure hes like a baby. but its like the 2000s now right? ehh. maybe dead. probably dead actually- bruce maybe? ... huh. yeah that could work, wait wasn't i thinking about grandparents?'

and then immediately gets distracted into another train of thought. not entirely forgetting, but not really intending his thoughts to go out to the public either. so when its like. years since that thought has popped into his mind. and batman reveals to his identity, captains like

cm; " oh, so i was right in you being bruce wayne! " (recently remembered that train of thought years ago) (never shared that thought to anyone. at all. this just comes out of nowhere just after b-man reveals his identity) and like

batman; " ?? "

jl; " ??? "

RFUUCKKK

FYCJKK FUCK I FORGTO I HAD A TUMBLR FUCKKK HI GUYS GLAD TO BE BACK????

Is there a dietitian in the league tower?

I know in some versions there’s employees and in some it’s just leaguers volunteering but I think it’d be really funny if there was a dietitian. Like they’d always be stressed cause some of their clients go days without food and some couldn’t muster up the will to cook a good meal.

I love body horror Captain Marvel cause yeah, if he’s been dismembered why wouldn’t he just have his limbs move on their own like a cartoon while his fellow heroes watch on in horror

Disaster gays

HELLO??? GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT MY BOOK STORE OH MH GOF I FIDNT KNOW THEY HAD SHAZAM HERE

I WOULD BUY THEM BUT ITD SO EXPENSIVE HERE💔💔💔💔could only buy like two comics and those were RM175 altogether we're so baked🥀