Forgetting Your Headphones At Home Is The Modern Equivalent Of Leaving Your Sword Behind In Medieval

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin

i came out of the womb, and immediately apologized for the pains i caused my mother in childbirth. it cost her something to bare me and raise me, and i think ill spend the rest of my life trying to make up for that. all i really am anymore is sorry

need to eat out an anxious over-achiever girl so good she sleeps for hours while i cook her food in the underwear she just came in

All my homies love boobs and hate the government

that coolguy person is right lol. i csnt put my finger on it but you seem four meal your...squints

i guess we’ll never know……… 😼😼😼

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

kinda ingenious. don't know if i would let him hit but this would charm me

Nothing would make me happier than having someone buy me outfits they think would look pretty on me