Num-1-weezer-fan - Mari 🪲⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

monkey (my cat) painting

why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

im slowly losing it

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

this girl riding me while she whimpered that she loved me and came all over my strap rewired something in my brain

If you’re not kissing her tummy on your way down to eat her out, you’re doing it wrong.

me when i catch someone vagueposting

𝖲𝖾𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝟣,𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟦

𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝟫 — 𝖪𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿, 𝗎𝗇𝖺𝗉𝗈𝗅𝗈𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒