She’s Not Gonna Put Your Balls In Her Hand And Pretend She’s A Merchant Weighing A Bag Of Coins Bro.

excuse me those are my emotional support balls you can't wear pants bc i need to be able to hold them or give them a little kiss whenever i want

you have a nice voice, wanna talk me through my orgasm? sorry I mean nice voice can you tell me to come for you? sorry I mean nice voice I'm gonna think about you when I finger myself.

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

pour one out for the freaks and the weirdos (hetty and trevor)

to all my period-having buds in the US, make sure you delete that shit

Hetty & Trevor Secret Rendezvous'

Ghosts: A Date to Remember Isaac's Book

Hetty & Trevor

Ghosts - The Family Business

The fact that it was a trend amongst Victorian aristocracy to get nipple piercings....

Let's face it, she was up on all of the latest trends.

The time I desperately wanted to get away from the photographer in the other room and shoot my own pics