Hate Watching Twin Peaks Because They’ll Drop The Most Out Of Pocket Line That Goes Hard As Fuck But

Just finished Lost and to everyone who thinks they were dead the whole time, girl, take a media literacy class I’m begging you

Sometimes I wonder if I’m acting like too much of a freak on here and then I remember this is the freak website

Every time I procrastinate I think about how Hannibal was not only practicing psychiatry, doing an absurd amount of hobbies, keeping an active social life and killing people BUT he also made time to horrifically manipulate his crush to lengths previously unheard of in human nature.

People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny

Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please

And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once

Nobody has ever served cunt harder than Robin Williams in the 1996 movie ‘The Birdcage’ and I will stake my life on that.

I’ve noticed how every time Charlie spots a spiritual older man he immediately latches on. Like he’ll see some weird dishevelled guy going ‘the island speaks to me’ and he’ll go ‘cool, do you need a son by the way’

How it feels when your fandom is more popular with straight people so the fan fiction is practically nonexistent

If the yaoi ain’t old and toxic I ain’t want it

Y’all don’t know her like I do. We’re best friends in my head