Its Almost Too Easy.

Jason: *on private line* Swanhead.

Tim: Red Hood. Don’t call me that. What is it?

Jason: Send me my location, I don’t know where I am.

Tim: Hold-

Dick: *batkids group channel* Hey Baby Bird.

Tim: Nightwing. Again don’t call me-you know what? Nevermind. What’s the problem?

Dick: I need you to send me my location, I got kidnapped overseas.

Tim: Red Hood too.

Jason: Hey! I didn’t get kidnapped, I was violently taken hostage for a minor drug deal that went wrong. Totally different.

Tim: Right.

Jason: Listen here you little shi-

Dick: Oh, Little Wing’s in Belarus. Coordinates: 53.6212, 27.94683 and there’s a bike nearby he can use to get to the aircraft landing space close by but he’ll have to be careful because it’s swarmed by mean-looking guards.

Tim: …..

Jason: Since when are the guards nice-looking?

Dick: Little Wing, when you get kidnapped as often as I do, you get to pick and choose who you like.

Tim: Not getting into that mess but how’d you know Jason’s coordinates?

Dick: Older Sibling’s Intuition!

Tim and Jason: Bullshit.

Tim: Anyway, I’ll send Batman to pick you up.

Dick: Wait, no, Batman will bring Robin and little D just went over to J-Superboy’s house to play video games.

Tim: ….Okay, then I’ll send Batgirl.

Dick: No Batgirl’s throwing it back at a frat party so don’t bother her. She’s winning.

Tim: Orphan.

Dick: No she’s busy dismantling an underground mercenary establishment in Shanghai.

Tim: I’ll-

Dick: Nah, enjoy your date with your golden teddy bear tonight. It’s also a bit of a distance to go from Gotham to Metropolis to pick up your other one.

Tim: OKAY HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYONE’S LOCATION BUT YOUR OWN?!

Dick: ….Tee Hee 😋✨

Jason: *muffled* did he just “Tee Hee?”

Tim: ….where are the kidnappers, I gotta rescue them.

Dick: *in the background on Dick’s line: sobbing and nonstop muffled thank you’s*

Dick: Whaddya mean? They’re fine. Right, guys? *more crying heard*

Tim: Dick….

Jason: *on private channel* Shushhh. Just let him have this. Still send help though. For them.

so you can´t change primary and secondary account which means i´ll be stuck with this thing younger me brought into existence cause i built my tumblr on a secondary account like yay

but i´m totally keeping all the posts so i can look back and be like ah yes, back in the day , seriously those accounts are way better than a diary, so much easier to get an emotional picture

zoros bleeding out??? wharever listen to this french guy think a fairytale he read is real

Day 6

Monday

Firsts

@adrienagresteseptember2021

please someone tell me what you think

His first word was duck.

It was strange considering, his parents haven’t really told him about ducks. Or the fact that most children say mummy or something because it’s easy and they hear it often. But, no, little Adrien choose duck.

And when he was around 6 maybe, they visited a small lake, with ducks. He ran a bit in front of his parents. So he reached the lake before them.

His parents were caught up in a conversation as they arrived next to their son who was kneeling on the ground with his back turned.

“Adrien? You alright?”

Gabriel’s voice was hesitant as he grabbed his son’s shoulder.

Without a warning Adrien turned around and proudly screamed, “Mummy! Daddy! Look! I have a duck!” And in his hands, he was actually holding a living and breathing duck who was frantically trying to wiggle her way out of the boy’s grip.

Sadly his mom forced him to set the duck, Donald, back onto the ground. And for the rest of the walk his parents held his hands tightly so he wouldn’t capture another duck.

Around 9 years later, his mum passed and he’s now 15, he receives the miraculous of the duck.

The duck miraculous comes with a duck kwami named Daisy, a bow and the power of des-duck-tion. He gave himself the name Sir Duckington.

And now he’s old, has kids, grandkids even and lives on a duck farm. Every duck has a name for example Duck, Donald, Daisy and Sir Duckington, but there were also kids named after his children like Hugo, his love sadly didn’t make it this far so there’s a, no, no duck named bugaboo, but Ladybugs. Thousands of Ladybugs. Only for her, his first love.

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I‘m so sorry I’m only able to share this

An AU Where...

Todoroki Natsuo becomes a successful film star. As popular as he is, somehow his past is shrouded in mystery. He plays it off casually, but the public still snoops regularly.

Natsuo's not good with this saving money thing and needs to accept the next offer sent his way. Which...unfortunately for him, happens to be an adaptation of Endeavor's rise to fame. From debut, all the way to his retirement as the top Hero.

Great.

Surely this won't awaken any underlying trauma in him...right??

Todoroki Touya destroyed his past, changed his name and cut contact with his family as soon as he could. Years later, he was dragged by his friends got himself into a stable career as a stuntman.

It's good work, and he genuinely likes it, or at least he did before Shigaraki broke a leg and he had to fill in as his own brother's stunt double. Now, how to avoid that reveal! It can't be to hard...right??

Todoroki Shouto feels as if his life's work for has been for this one moment: being offered the position as a consultant on the new Endeavor movie.

After everything that happened, he still can't escape association with that man.

He has a script, ready to refuse, but then the thought comes, why not have a little fun?

His mouth says yes, and the lies start flowing. "Did you ever hear about the time my Father fell off a boat after forgetting to bring his medication?"

Heroic Inc. is excited. They have exclusive rights to produce an Endeavor movie. The first since after his retirement! Accuracy is the game! Everything must be perfect. Their depiction of the man must go down in history!

Therefore contacting Pro Hero Shouto was a must! Afterall, who better to ask about the previous number one hero than his only child? They didn't dare intrude into Endeavor's peaceful retirement life. Yes! Better to ask his son and successor. But in that case...Was Endeavor really allergic to dolphins??

Hi, I hope you are doing well🌹

Can you help by sharing my story, reblog, and donating if you can, to keep hope alive for me, I'm type 1 diabetes. I am calling on your humanity and kindness to help me raise $340.

This amount will enable the approval of an insulin pump that will help me better control my diabetes. Although I am happy that I have been approved the hardest part is the money to pay for the pump and equipment, please your contribution is important. Be blessed ♥️

Long live the resistance -Free Palestine 🇵🇸

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.