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I guess so.. if we went that far last night then I'm sure we would be something..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

I-... yeah... I guess that's the best way out.

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

uh.. well.. I'm not sure. if we do continue feeling like this then maybe we can.. talk about it? with Rick?..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

he's gonna be so pissed. I know it.

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

what the fuck fo you mean we can just talk to him about this?? He's gonna fucking kick my ass out.

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

We can't tell Rick about this. Fuck. I should've thought about it before I even leaned in... shitt...

he's gonna kill me... oh god..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

oh god, how do I even begin to explain this..

w-well we- we uh. when you were drunk and I was trying to calm you down, we.. we kissed.. and then things uh.. escalated..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

Im surprised you don't remember what... uh.. happened.. uhm.

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

RICHARD . THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

🕳️ HOLE

sticking my dick in it

you kinda look like a guy i know

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Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #268

Rick Sanchez (Rick & Morty, 2013)

List Of Archetypes

Controversial

GILF

Distinctive Voice

Fanon Splintering

Intelligence

Mad Scientist

Oncelerization

Pansexual

Unkempt

Neurodivergent

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OOC: hello!! I made you a bracelet! Hope you like it!!

This is awesome!!! Thank you so much!!! :))

My army.. I'm gonna add Pickle Rick and part of me wants to make him super super super tiny, but I don't think the manufacturer is gonna let me make smthn that miniscule

NO. EATING. ROCKS. OR CRYSTALS.

imm gonna eat rockks.

nope

imm gonna eat rockks.

don't give them ideas >:(

imm gonna eat rockks.

No, honey, you can't even stand upright. I can get you some water though!

imm gonna eat rockks.

don't eat rocks, Val. You're gonna hurt yourself :(

imm gonna eat rockks.

How do i tell my hot drunk best friend I'm in love with them

i dont think anything compares to the joy of getting asks on tumblr or getting comments on ao3

its like, wow. human communication thru the internet. except it feels personal. but yknow, in a nice way, not in an invasive way

its like, you CLICKED on MY account and read thru MY posts and cared enough to leave me a personal message. smth so cute abt that

ur kinda hot when ur mad is that normal for me to say

Guiys dacter hot peenut Kell mie go bee meen to hiem >:( hie beg meeny

Hey uhm, Val, I'm sorry for getting so mad at you..

I can tell you worked really hard on my prosthetic and I'm really thankful for that. It also seems to finally be working okay.

(Thanks for the sun bracelet too. It's pretty cute..)

@tacticalsmth

why do you sound so worried? did you do something to it??

I wish Val would just give me my arm back instead of making me apologize. I hate apologizing.

....

ugh, fine. you're not getting a good apology.

im sorry I was right about you being short. Now give me my arm back.

I wish Val would just give me my arm back instead of making me apologize. I hate apologizing.

I wish Val would just give me my arm back instead of making me apologize. I hate apologizing.

fuck u

Val took my arm and won't give it back, so I'm stuck being one armed for now. God dammit.

I probably have like 25 different rocks and crystals stashed in Mortytown, I don't eat any tho

WHAT ROCKS DO YOU LIKE?????

(sorry really excited, haven't met another z dimension Rick in a bit!)

Thank you for asking!! :D