Yeah, Fair.

“[x account] followed you”

me: “please please please don’t be a porn account”

it’s a porn account

why are cats prettier than some people i dont get it

pee pee poo poo

Thank you Andy for your kind message

funny that Colorado doesn’t even have any Colorado marijuana 

God has blessed us

this has taken me hours and i’m not even done

Wisconsin core

Hey, I sent you a picture (in the message part) of some corn just being absolutely mad. It's growing out of a second story gutter in Northern Wisconsin.

good god it has an ear and everything.......

apparently i live in a different Midwest

o well

Come to the Midwest! We have

Corn

cows

fields

wind turbines

deafening silence

abandoned factories

cheese that comes in fun shapes

butter that comes in fun shapes

butter carving contests

more corn

massive thunderstorms

a sense of dread that creeps into your mind and makes you slowly go mad

alien abductions

did I mention cows

a bronze statue of the Fonz

snow

emptiness

Plan your vacation today!