Moreneuroticthanjudicious - Be Strong. Be Kind.

Something I've been wondering about lately! For those of us that regularly feel the need to pep talk ourselves in the second person...

I'm desperately curious to know what people call themselves in their heads/in the bathroom mirror, so leave yours in the tags/comments

this human shit hard i shoulda been a house cat

Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

Babe unmute yourself. Babe please unmute. Babe. I want to pick a fight with your boss. Sweetie. Just hit the button and unmute yourself for two seconds so I can start shit with your boss. Baby please

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i can promise that if i ever create a commercial published project that leads to a fandom and arguments, i will not be going on my official accounts to use my authority to say who is right or wrong. i will be making an anonymous account to partake and make it worse

letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife