*Sends A Virtual Hug*

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Doing a test

Reblog this if you would buy a book with an LGBTQ main character, whose sexuality was not the primary focus of the novel

If you would not, reblog this.

George Lucas: if you make gay stuff about my characters I'll sue you

*3 decades later*

George Lucas: *sells Star Wars*

Oscar Isaac: Poe is in love with Finn

Carrie Fisher: Obi-Wan Kenobi is bisexual

Mark Hamill: Luke's sexuality is never addressed in the movies, also he could be trans and even if he isn't he supports trans people because all Jedi do

“Why are we listening to badger screams?”

“I’m ROLEPLAYING”

@johnhocksbur

PSA: The wage gap isn’t real

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

baby ginny sitting herself down in professor lupin’s office hours with her eyebrows furrowed and lupin’s like “shit” bc ginny is an excellent student and very observant and contrary and less likely to take shit than even hermione granger and is rather reminiscent of other red-haired gryffindor women he has known

“i know you’re a werewolf,” she blurts

“oh?” he says though he is thinking shit shit shit shit shit

“yes, and I don’t care,” she says forcefully

“oh?” he says again, though he is carefully not feeling anything

“yeah, I know what it’s like to be possessed by something evil. it doesn’t make you evil,” she says

The funny thing about the expression “carpe diem” is that people use it to mean “Go out and achieve your dreams” but actually it was a pick up line.