it's the cutest thing in the world. I adore the baby tsarevna, she's just a treasure 🥺🥺🥺
i'm in darknikolina mood, so HEADCANONS TIME.
let's say pre-canon!darkolai happened at some point, and darklina obviously was a thing during the trilogy, and then nikolina got married because it's the ending we deserve. as a royal couple, they're expected to have kids at some point, and eventually they have a daughter. both, tsar and tsaritsa, have a lot of complicated personal and political feelings about a certain shadow summoner, but they name her sasha anyway. it silenced a lot of gossipers: they assumed the tsarevna was named after her unlamented grandfather, tsar aleksander.
(in truth, grand duchess aleksandra nikolaevna was named after the darkling, lamented by many.)
but then liza & co ressurect aleksander. and he learns that now there is a lantsov girl named aleksandra, who is in equal parts alina and nikolai, his most beloved people. and she possesses alina's beautiful dark eyes, and nikolai's golden locks, and alina's dimple, and kolya's sunny smile. and the girl is also a grisha (a little alkemi, because they deserve representation) - the grand duchess (aged three) did accidentally turn the darkling's brandy into water during their first meeting.
so, of course little sasha has big sasha wrapped around her tiny fingers in no time. all the tsarevna has to do is ask. and the scary, powerful, terrifying darkling would do it. like, once sasha said she would like to have an octopus as a pet, and aleksander immediatelly was like: "ulla, ULLA. get me the prettiest octopus in all three oceans of this world for baby sasha, please. you're her aunt too, by the way."
(aleksander: ugh, i hate the lantsovs, they're the worst. someone: but, your excellency, you are cuddling the tsarevna right now? aleksander, clutching sasha even harder to his chest: i said what i said.)
nikolai and alina are no help because they are aleksandra nikolaevna's loyal slaves too. as are aunt genya and uncle david. so, actual disciplining has to be done by aunt zoya, who is the only one immune to tsarevna's pleading eyes.
(aunt zoya is also little sasha's first girl crush, and she tells everyone that when she grows up she's gonna be general nazyalensky, and break hearts of boys and girls too.)
(alina is mentally preparing for the day sasha will have suitors because darkolai would try to decapitate anyone daring enough to ask their little girl out.)
and they live happily ever after, the end.
Вообще в моем хэдканоне Саша по сути и есть еретик, потому что большинство святых он застал ещё при их жизни (тоже хэдканон кроме трилогии, демона и сериала я пока больше ничего не читала) и они могли вообще не впечатлить его как личности. Тем более вся эта странная ситуация, когда люди поклоняются ими же убитым гришам, должна быть мало ему приятна(что за бред, убить, чтобы начать воспринимать не как ведьм, а как тех, кто действует во благо другим).
Причем Древнюю Равку я ассоциирую с Русью, поэтому хэдканонлю славянский пантеон богов как древнеравкианских богов, которые были ещё до этих новомодных святых и сейчас должны считаться языческими.
Не скажу, что по прошествии стольких лет, Александр верит во что-нибудь ещё кроме себя, но крайней мере помнит и уважает ту культуру и традиции, которым его обучила ещё в детстве его мать. А современную церковь он презирает.
чем больше размышляю над религией в гришаверсе, тем больше хочется стучаться головой об стенку, потому что ЭТО ЧТО ВООБЩЕ
Ben and Jessie are Nikolai's fans now
I can definitely understand them.
Юхууу! Этот день только что стал лучше в -цать раз! Спасибо большое! Разрываюсь между желанием прочитать всё за секунду и оставить на сладкое. Я подумаю, что с этим можно сделать 🤣🫶🫶🫶
здравствуйте, я к вам с ночными дарколаями
Nikolai gets distracted
No other way to describe it
Also this 😭😭
Aleksander would totally kiss Nikolai’s scarred fingertips. Both as an act of devotion and possession.
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DARK!NIKOLAI LANTSOV AU: pyotr lantsov is trying to create a new kind of grisha and is testing a trial serum on his son. nikolai survives and seeks revenge. he teams up with the darkling to get to alina first and take over family's company.
Nikolai: “We could wrap it all up here, you’ll leave Ivan in charge for few weeks… When was the last time you went on vacation?”
Aleksander: “Generals of the Second Army don’t do vacations.”
Nikolai: “I miss the sea… We could travel from port to port. Just a couple of ordinary sailors, although sinfully good-looking. I can teach you how to sail. Show you the world…”
Aleksander: “I’ve travelled the world as a young man.”
Nikolai: “See! Ancient history!”
The Darkling vs Sturmhond