Is Your Comfort Character Also A Sad Pretty Boy With Trauma And Questionable Morals Or Are You Normal

Bard: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Barbarian: [cracking knuckles] Manslaughter it is.

I can be your shitty dad

There's something in your blood that doesn't belong there. It hovers just under the surface of your skin, waiting for an opportunity to be set free.

have these been done yet

"you've already left kudos here. :)" ok and I'll leave some more. You got a problem? Because in my opinion, this work is so good and the author totally deserves it

he needs enrichment

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

Accidentally put my baby to sleep with Broadway Karkat earlier, anyone know what the repercussions are

Bruce: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Jason: Mine just says "Jason no."

Bruce: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.