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happy Thursday the 20th

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

“Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.”

— the greatest thing i have ever read (via wcked)