Reblog For Easter

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow