I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

“Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.”

— the greatest thing i have ever read (via wcked)

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.