The Everest Chronicles

Yeah I’m an influencer *influences you to kill, maim and destroy*

Gaussian Blur is an oversimplification, Damon Albarn is the only member who was born in Gaussia.

Scolopendra Miku

🍉🍉🍉🇵🇸

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

I don’t see astrology as pseudoscience purely because it usually doesn’t purport itself to be science. It’s a superstitious divinatory practice based on several ancient religions. Like, I don’t believe in astrology but I find people who are really really angry at it tend to be insufferable. People are entitled to their beliefs and forms of divination. The universe is so random that others attempts to find meaning and guidance within it. Maybe consulting your horoscope gives you advice that you can find meaning and direction in. I don’t know, I’m not you.

Cigarettes were unhealthy as shit but at least they made you look fuckable. people looked fuckable. now everytime someone takes a hit from their vape, we lose more of our eroticism