Never Let Them Know Your Next Move 😇 😈

Which Lord of the Rings characters say fuck:

Aragorn: definitely says fuck, and has to catch himself and tone it down when he becomes king

Boromir: yes. "They have a fucking cave troll."

None of the hobbits do; at least, not at first. Pippin picks up swears from Boromir, and Sam will swear under duress

Gimli: swears all the time, but mainly in Khuzdul. He definitely tries to teach Khuzdul swears to Legolas

Legolas: swears very rarely, and usually in Sindarin, which sounds so pretty that it goes unnoticed. Gimli often tries to goad him into swearing

Gandalf: knows all the swears, but doesn't say them

Galadriel: used to swear when she was younger, but that was thousands of years ago, and she no longer does.

Eowyn: swears constantly. every other word.

Faramir: swore once, and still regrets it.

Gollum: doesn't know any swears, but would say them if he did.

@fadedkat

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

random life question but does anyone know what tf I do with my lil brother (teenage) bc he's depressed bc none of his friends are free today and let's be honest they're all either boring as fuck or just play video games all the time (which he's not into so much) so I'm trying to think up things to do with him and coming up blank

the life of an older sister smh

so fckin accurate I swear <3

Michael not liking to be touched by people outside his siblings and few rare others.

When he started getting close to Jake, Jake become one those that Michael was more comfortable with physical contact

Also meaning Michael very much started to want physical contact from Jake.

It felt wierd for him. Being hugged or hugging his little siblings is one thing. But wanting the same with Jake was entirely different.

Jake of course respected Michael's usual boundaries of no contact, and Michael was too stubborn to actually ask for the contact he wanted.

He would occasionally grab for Jake's hands or arms, but he never did much else. Even after they first started dating.

It wasn't until one night he had overworked himself to point of getting sick.

Jake had caught him a fevered mess in the infirmary one night and had tried to help him back to his cabin.

But Michael's legs gave out from under him, and Jake had to carry him to one of the cots.

He had went to move away after he had placed Michael down when Michael immediately grabbed his arm, making a soft noise of complaint. He wouldn't let go until Jake moved to lay beside him in the cot, letting the small son of Apollo feverishly nuzzle into his arms.

Both had fell asleep there, waking up not too long after by Lee who had came looking for Michael.

Lee did not let it go for the rest of the week, that's for sure.

After that Jake was a bit more cuddly with Michael when he got the chance. Michael would try to act annoyed but he would always lean right into it. He very much enjoyed his overly cuddly boyfriend, even if he tried to pretend he didn't.

"You have to run your hands through my hair?"

"You're practically purring like a cat."

"Shut up."

I love them, the sillies

i used to ship luke and casotr for the longest time but now i ship them and lychee hehe multishipping <33

ahhhhh that's valid to be fair

personally I'm getting a bit obsessed with leeluke rn so that's probably going to be a dramatic love triangle at some point heh

and although I don't personally ship lychee (altho I did have a massive period of being obsessed with them lol) I think they're so cuteee ehebshsbsjs

<33

what if

will lou and cecil came to camp together.

anyways, they're so smol.

me writing an 80k+ word fic about Cabin 7 and exploring the lives of Michael Yew and Lee Fletcher, who are both practically nonexistent in pjo: light work

me writing a discussion post in college about the main character of a book: oh shit guys I don't think I'm built for this kind of pressure, 500 works is too many words

thanks! <333

Last song listened to: Phobia by Nothing but Thieves

Favourite colour: Light blue

Last book: Lady midnight by Cassandra Clare

Last movie: Lord of the rings the twin towers? I think?

Last TV show: Fuck knows, I don't watch TV in general :D

sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet all the way. my spice tolerance is negative 6

Last google: 'dwarf mongoose'

my friend said i gave off that vibe okay, I had to search it 😭

they r quite cute btw, it is not a wasted search :)

Relationship status: single :(

Obsessions: oh boy here we go:

Masonyew. cabin seven. Michael Yew in general. my six wips that are equally unfinished but I have so many thoughts about them taking up space in my head. Lee Fletcher. leeluke actually, I may be a Lee/Castor shipper but leeluke is quite appealing too. kit/Ty from the Shadowhunters universe. my own actual novels that I'm writing that are nowhere near finishing but hey at least I'm trying to do something with my life 🤷🏻‍♀️

it's a miracle I'm still living a functioning life and managing to study for my GCSE's with all this crap in my head fml

Looking forwards to: tbh I just want to sleep in tmmr and bake some Christmas themed shit. other than that, seeing my grandparents at Christmas :)

Tags: @bowsinhair @the1astolympian @fel1ra no pressure!

plus anyone else who wants to join :D

Ten People I'd Like to Know Tag: tagged by @retradwife ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎♡

Last song: bambi by aziya...

Favorite color: refused to have one since i watched ex machina

Last book: Backup and Recovery: Inexpensive Backup Solutions for Open Systems

Last movie: ...fight club for the millionth time

Last TV show: the first few episodes of how to get away with murder a month or so ago

Sweet/spicy/savory: savory

Relationship status: forever alone

Last thing I Googled: norway prison food (i'm so fucking jealous)

Current obsession(s): true crime and tumblr girls and being normal

Looking forward to: being an aunt :p

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CW // flashing light shake flicker

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