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Vance Hopper Fluff Alphabet

Wsp children I’m backk, so sorry I died😔 I’m back to feed yall once again bc I’m just so awesome😛 Warning: mentions of violence, cursing, idk 🐴 NOT PROOF READ 🙏

( A ) Affection - How affectionate are they?

Vance is definitely affectionate but in his own way. Instead of cute nicknames, or kind words, he invites you to participate in activities he would usually do alone, like going to the Grab ‘N Go to watch him play pinball. or opening up about more personal things like his interests or home life. Though, as you get closer, he would be more open to the “normal” couple stuff.

( B ) Beauty - what do they admire most about you? What do they think is your best feature?

Vance definitely loves your eyes and your hair.

Like I mentioned a million times before, Vance struggles with expressing his emotions (especially verbally) so I totally see him just staring into your eyes whenever you guys are together. (Even though he struggles to maintain eye contact)

He also loves playing around with your hair whenever he’s bored or when you two are cuddling. (no matter the hair type bc I said so)

( C ) Cuddles - do they like to cuddle? And if so, how?

Like many of his traits, this is something that changes over the course of him getting used to a relationship. At first he’s very defensive towards any type of physical affection but over time he gets used to it and even initiates it.

I can def see him just laying his head on your shoulder while you play with his hair or just having an arm around you 24/7.

( D ) Dreams - How do they imagine their future with you?

I don’t think Vance really thinks about the future with you that much. Not because he doesn’t love you, but because he’s more of a “live in the moment guy” he adores you and would much rather focusing on you now than worrying about what’s soon to come.

He definitely sees you guys growing old together tho

( E ) Equal - are they dominant or passive in a relationship?

I don’t think Vance would be either in a relationship. He knows some things are better done by you and some things are better done by him, and he’s perfectly fine with that. But he definitely attempts to show you how much better he is at something than you are. (He almost always fails)

( F ) Fighting - what are they like in an argument? How long does it take for them to forgive/ be forgiven?

I think it depends. He is a very reactive person and I think he understands that he has a hard time dealing with his anger (or any overwhelming feeling for that matter.) This knowledge either leads him to isolate himself to avoid lashing out on you. Or (in more cases then not) it results in the classic aggressive yelling.

Either way, he tries his best to not hold grudges, he (secretly) appreciates the connection you guys have and tries to keep things from ruining it.

You always forgive him bc who wouldn’t

( G ) Gentle - How gentle are they?

About as gentle as a brick🙏 As I mentioned before, Vance tries his absolute best to keep anything from messing up the relationship between you two so at the start of the relationship he was the absolute opposite of gentle but overtime he develops a kinder and more gentle spirit (with your help ofc.)

( H ) Honesty - do they have any secrets or are they open about everything?

Vance is a very secretive person. Not because he has anything bad to hide, but because he is simply not an open person. He’s used to keeping things to himself so it definitely takes a while before he’s able to open up. Even then, it’s not anything crazy, just little facts about the things he likes and the things that go on at home. (☹️)

( I ) I Love You - how long does it take for them to say it? How would they say it?

Like I said before, Vance shows his affection in his own way. So I think it would take a while for him to say it, not because he doesn’t love you but because in his mind being kind to you is enough to show that he loves you. Obviously he would still say it back if you say it first but it would just be rarer for him to say it first.

( J ) Jealousy - Do they get jealous? If so, how do they act?

MOST DEFFF. Vance knows (and LOVES) that most people are afraid of him. So when he finally meets someone who genuinely cares for him, he is willing to sacrifice his life for them. He also doesn’t “talk things out” like how a normal person would. Anything from a weird look to an inappropriate comment from someone else is enough to get him riled up to fight. (And he wins every time bc I said so)

( K ) Kissing - What is kissing them like? Are they a good kisser?

Vance is definitely not a good kisser. Again, he’s not used to affection so all his dating/kissing information comes from whatever movies or videos he watches and whatever stories his friends tell him and his friends are probably just as inexperienced as him.

This doesn’t make him a horrible kisser though, -and after a lot of practice (make out sessions with you) he definitely learns.

His kisses are desperate, vulnerable, and full of emotion. He kisses you as if it’s his last day on earth with you and he must savor every last bit of his time with you.

( L ) Love Confession - how do they confess their love?

If I’m being completely real, Vance is NOT the one to confess first. Like I said in the Vance hopper dating hcs, despite his whole tough guy act, he is not brave enough to confess anything to anyone so you would have to be the one to ask him out😔 but it would probably be something very simple like coming up to him at school or at the infamous Grab N Go and asking him out to a movie or whatever they were doing in the 70s

This was lowkey ass but at least I’m posting💔decided to only do half of this prompt since I didn’t know how it would turn out😔 (don’t keel me) also sorry if it makes no sense I wrote this with like no sleep 💔CONSTRUCTIVE Criticism is welcome!! But yeah yall let me know what yall think😛

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would you consider doing more Vance Hopper stuff? xxx

Yes !! I’m currently working on some more stuff for him along with other ppl but writers block is beating me up so I’m also open to requests as of now🙏

Hey so like I left last requests and like. I found your response incredibly disrespectful , if you say you're willing to write for any fandom at least mean it. /srs 😕

Twin when I said any fandom I didn’t mean Lazy town yaoi & trump selfcest 💔 maybe get your interests checked out

PLEASE DO ROBBIE ROTTEN AND SPORTACUS PLEASE, from the bottom of my heart 👆, maybe even omega trump and alpha trump/hj

Vro what 💔🥀

Hello chat I’m accepting requests rn I’ll write for any fandom atp 😛 writers block is beating my ass rn🙏

Vance Hopper dating headcannons !!

Disclaimer: these are all just simply my imagination and not all cannon!! (also this fandom is so dead guys pls comeback💔) vance x reader Warnings: None except for some cursing! Let me know if I missed any!!

• Before you started dating, Vance did not accept his feelings for you for a quite a while. He noticed how his breathing would get heavier when he was around you, and how his hands would starts sweating when you brushed past him, and that weird feeling he got in his stomach when you guys made eye contact, but he instead blamed it on some sort of illness and brushed it off

• Eventually his infatuation with you turned into resentment. How could some girl have so much power over him? He was Vance hopper for Gods sake, feared by everyone yet crumbling at the sight of a girl? Pathetic.

• It wasn’t until weeks of nagging from his friends that he decided to do something about his feelings

• Though, it took many attempts before he actually did something. For a while it was just him walking up to you at your locker (after being hyped up by his friends obvi) before swiftly walking away out of fear.

• Fortunately after quite a while of his failed attempts, you caught on and decided to make the first move since he was clearly having some trouble…

• When you started dating this boy is NOT romantic whatsoever. He never calls you babe or bae but instead dumbshit or dipshit (with affection ofc)

•His idea of a “date” is you watching him play pinball at the Grab ‘N Go and cheering him on

• Definitely plays some sort of instrument and teaches you how to play it (guitar or drums def)

• Listens to thrash & Speed metal

• Have you ever seen or heard those stories about people adopting dogs from bad homes and it takes them forever to get used to affection and to a good home? Yeah that’s Vance.

• Needs constant reassurance

• Takes a while for him to get used to being shown affection

• Not big on PDA but can be an absolute sweetheart behind closed doors

• He will always pretend to not enjoy the affection you show him in order to keep his tough guy facade on (🙄)

• Basically lives with you from how many times he spends the night at your house

• Gets mad anytime you take his clothes to wear but eventually lets you keep it after seeing how you look with it on

• Will push you away from him any time you try to cuddle with him just for him to end up hugging you anyway

• Shows his affection through (playful) bullying

• EXTREMELY protective over you. I’m talking literally beating kids to near death for just looking at you or making a lewd comment

• Lets you Forces you to clean up his cuts after fights 🙏

YALL I GOT LAZY TOWARDS THE END MB😔

This entire thing was written in one school night ( literally writing this at 2:47am) so don’t mind how messy it is. ALSO THIS IS MY FIRST WORK ON HERE WHO CHEERED 😛 bye yall i have to sleep now💔 also now just realizing i didn’t add anything abt his luscious hair💔💔

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.