Unstoppable force (Patton's love and affection and want to know more about him) vs immovable object (Virgil not wanting to open up to anyone about his past with the dark sides)
Okay, yeah, cool, "I find your lack of faith disturbing" and all that, but dude. Ani. My guy. These guys don't know the Jedi ways. Of course they have no faith in it.
I mean, the most of The Force they've seen is you strangling a guy, which you could do with your hands, or a rope, if you weren't a drama queen. You're the force-user, the trained-to-be-Jedi on the ship. If you want them to have faith in you, you gotta explain The Force and the Jedi ways, and their power, because they have no way to educate themselves on it.
How about instead of killing people, you make a powerpoint and sit them down and tell them why they should have faith.
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(There is a see-through glass shower door unless otherwise specified)
Patton: Hey Lo do you know where the pancake mix is?
Logan, used to this, casually shampooing his hair: Behind the mixing bowls in the corner cabinet
Patton: Awesome, thank you. Second question: do you want pancakes?
Logan: Yes, thank you
Patton: Hey R—
Roman: *unholy shrieking*
Patton: Stop screaming it's just me— do you want pancakes?
Patton: Hey J—
Janus, soaking in the bathtub, unfortunately without convenient bubbles, as snakes do: …
Patton, turning red: I— I'll ask later—
Patton: Hey Virge! Do you want pancakes?
Virgil, invisible behind a black shower curtain: Yes, please.
Patton: Hey, Remus, do you want pancakes for breakfast?
Remus, showering fully clothed: Oh I'm always a slut for pancakes
Patton, internally: I need Logan's cards
If there was a Sander Side Themed The Road To El Dorado, these are the best pairings I can think of (ignoring the ships it implies)—
Roman as Miguel, Logan as Tulio, Janus as Chel
Remus as Miguel, Janus as Tulio, Virgil/Dark!Logan as Chel
And if I had to put them all as characters—
Janus: Chel (master of deception, the entire reason Miguel and Tulio get away with their lives, the only one in the trio with a braincell count in the double digits)
Logan: Speaker For The Gods dude (was adhering to the rules/lore that had been written, tried to bring down the liars who dared to impersonate gods by going batshit evil, 'being feared is the only way you can get them to respect you')
Remus: The King (sharp enough to notice Miguel and Tulio are only human, goofy enough to let them pretend to be gods because it's really raising his people's spirits and they got rid of The Speaker For The Gods, his rival)
Roman: The Horse (he's just along for the drama, baby)
Patton: Miguel (nice, friendly, hates that the villagers are scared of him, doesn't have a voice in his head, no braincells just a himbo)
Virgil: Tulio (wants to finish the plan and get out, much more anxious than Miguel, comes up with all the excuses to get them out of trouble, has like seven braincells but not all of them work at the same time)
Thomas: *peacefully drawing*
Remus: Hey haha what if you like... Violently jerked your pen to the side
Thomas: ...Why?
Remus: Idk man it'd be fun just whoosh y'know
Remus: Like you could do it right now nothing's stopping you
Thomas: ...
Thomas: *violently jerks pen to the side*
Drawing: *is ruined*
Thomas:
Remus:
Remus: Yikes that wasn't a good idea was it
Thomas: Nope.
(Source: I just did this, rip my drawing of Patton lmao)
I like the first one better, but I worked too hard to not post the second. For someone whose title is 'Deceit,' Janus really just spits facts. I've never related to or loved a character more than I do him, so here's my tribute
@thatsthat24
Just finally put together that the thing Ken from the Barbie movie reminds me of that I couldn't put my finger on for the longest time is Rocky from Rocky Horror
Cats are SUPPOSED to stay inside, because it's safer for them and the wildlife so don't listen to anyone that tries saying anything. Also why was the doggo just looking inside if he can go in?
Also also, do you mind turning anon on?
We put her outside to run around because she was being rambunctious, she's back inside now
Also I didn't know it wasn't! Thanks for telling me— I think I fixed it, would you mind telling me if I have?
(There is a see-through glass shower door unless otherwise specified)
Logan: Have you seen my puzzle book?
Patton, face pink, because he’ll never get used to this: No…
Logan: Roman—
Roman: *unholy shrieking*
Logan: Have you seen my puzzle book?
Roman: *still shrieking*
Logan: I’m taking that as a no.
Logan: Have you happened to see my puzzle book?
Janus, soaking in the bathtub, unfortunately without convenient bubbles, as snakes do: No. I’ll tell you if I do.
Logan, unfazed: Great, thank you.
Logan: Remus, I don't suppose you’ve seen my puzzle book?
Remus, showering fully clothed: But you do suppose, or you wouldn't have asked.
Logan: Error. Logan.exe has stopped working.
Logan: Vir— this is my puzzle book! You had it?
Virgil, invisible behind a black shower curtain: Oh… Sorry…
Logan: I respected your privacy for this long, please respect mine.
Virgil, internally: Dude wtf I’m literally showering??
Y'know how if there's a hot character in a movie/series/video game people will crush on them and idolize them?
"Then they're missing out. There is no video game character as cool as Frogger! Heck, he eats fly for breakfast... And trying to cross a busy road without losing his froggy life? Ooh! Talk about ribbiting."
Not saying LilyPaddton's got the hots for the Frogger frog, but... LilyPaddton's got the hots for the Frogger Frog.
He/they (both equally good)I love asks, requests, general interaction, and stuff like that!Mostly various fandom stuff, I'm just having a good time and enjoying myselfI hope I can make you smile :)
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