The Life-changing Concepts Of,

Imagine: Instead of putting salt around doorways/windowsills to keep demons/ghosts out, the sides use grated soap to keep Remus out

Are we all ignoring the fact that Remus is canonically allergic to soap now??

Like

Could you imagine Roman holding a bar of soap like a sword in order to fend Remus off?

Or, if the Sides want to keep Remus out of a room, they line all the entrances with soap.

There's so many possible headcanons here ya'll--

Me: *gets this notification*

Me: Hang on this person's gotta be messing with me let me check so I don't look like an idiot online

Me: *looks this up*

Me: THOMAS IS ALLERGIC TO CATS??? POOR GUY

Also: That means logically that *all* the sides are allergic to cats, right? (Doesn't mean they don't have other allergies though so my point/joke still stands—)

Side Allergies

Canon ones, (with proof):

Patton: Allergic to cats

(It even has a front pouch to place an actual cat, if you so desire.)

"Oh, I can't. I'm allergic."

Remus: Allergic to soap

"It's got soap on it! I'm allergic to soap, you (beep)!"

Roman: Allergic to cats

"You think you know someone and then WHAM! Out of nowhere... they fill your apartment with feral cats?! And now you're somehow responsible for the vet bills? You've got to give them away, but despite your cat allergy, you've endeared yourself to them, especially to Mrs. Snuffles... more like Mrs. Sniffles! ...Because of the allergy."

So, for the others, my guesses for allergies are:

Logan: Allergic to bullshit

Janus: Allergic to society

Virgil: Allergic to makeup remover

Right now there's a #FandersDisabilityPositivity on Twitter, and there isn't one here, but I figured, why not, here's some things about me (aka here's what I've been professionally diagnosed with so far):

- ADHD (I think this is why I'm so bad at tone regulation online?? If I sound mean I promise I don't mean to I'm just bad at getting my tone across through text)

- OCD (So I'm very familiar with intrusive thoughts lol)

- Anxiety

- Depression

- Asthma

(Also just I joke about serious things or when I'm uncomfortable sometimes as a coping mechanism, so if I do, it's not because I don't take it seriously, it's because I take it too seriously)

Anyway! If you can't tell, my current hyperfixation is Sander Sides, and this account is so good for that because I get to share my thoughts and people actually want to hear them??? Wild

Respond to this (reply or reblog whatever you want) with your favorite Patton quote, canon or something you saw in a fan work

Also can we discuss that Remus had a legit paddle like how was that bought as a prop was it borrowed from a friend or did Thomas buy one just for that few seconds or should I not be wondering because that's personal and crossing a line

(It looked like it was leather I think like those are expensive??)

SCREECH

WTIT SPOILERS

(NEWEST SANDERS ASIDES SPOILERS)

Oh my GOD so

1. Someone FINALLY recognized that as a part of Thomas, Remus has to have importance!!!

2. Real life Nico!!

3. Logan dumping out his coffee and replacing it with wine? ICONIC

4. HIS EYES! We were all right!!! I think!! Logan's gonna get mad and go dark so Thomas pays attention to him and become the orange side!! I literally made Logan's eyes orange in one of my dark side Logan aus! And he's definitely a dark side because of Remus's 'now you're speaking my language'!!

5. The end! Virgil chilling in the roots of a tree, Janus, the snake with the apple, up in the branches, assuring that 'everything is just fine'

6. Logan trying to understand the others while they constantly brush him off!!

7. The orange eyes at the very end!!

8. REMUS AND LOGAN CONTENT!!!

9. ALL THE SIDES TOGETHER IN ONE EPISODE!

10. ORANGE SIDE CONTENT

11. REALLY GOOD ADVICE FOR DEALING WITH INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS THAT I REALLY NEEDED RIGHT NOW

12. SHOWING REMUS'S WORK PROCESS

13. REMUS BEING ALLERGIC TO S O A P

14. THE ENTIRE THING

15. AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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This is the first time anyone's tagged Thomas on one of my posts (I think) oh my god this was a barely coherent thought when I was half-asleep—

Janus’s light side name is Janan

I'm too deep in this rabbit hole now—

(Dee is too big I'm going to have to redo them XD)

EDIT:

Scaled-down Dee and did a Roman (a bonus Vee template from the first one)

A littol Virgil! (Does this count as fanart?)

Based off the Campfire Au Vee by @tscampfireau (HIGHLY recommend you check it out, it's awesome!)

The human memory is so weird.

Example: every single time I smell a bar of dove soap, I think of this one kid I used to go to school with. Now, I can't tell you his age. I can't tell you his favorite color. I can hardly tell you his first name.

But I remember that he always smelled like dove soap.

No matter what. It's like he carried dove soap around in his pockets. Just plain old dove white soap. And it was so strong but not overpowering— like, it wasn't a dove deodorant or something, it was like straight-up smelling a bar of dove soap whenever you were near him.

So now every time I smell dove soap he pops into my mind.

Why?

I can hardly remember my tumblr password sometimes, I forgot my own age a bit ago and had to use a calculator to figure it out. But no matter what, I remember this kid from fifth grade always smelled like dove soap.

Science side of tumblr please explain

- get up early to use the bathroom

- pablo's waiting outside at the end of the hall

- I open the door

- he screams at me

- I'm worried and don't want him to wake anyone

- I run over to see what's wrong

- he just tricked me into a cuddle session

- I'm not even mad he's a clever little kitty

Logan: Let me get this straight—

Patton: Good luck with that!

Logan: You made a two-layer lemon cake.

Patton: Yes.

Logan: It is not vegan or gluten-free, only dairy-free. It has eggs and wheat.

Patton: Yes.

Logan: Your mother is allergic to gluten, your brother is vegan and doesn't like lemon, your father isn't a huge fan of desserts.

Patton: Yes.

Logan: So you made an entire two-layer cake that only you can eat.

Patton: Yes.

Logan: And you made it how long ago?

Patton: Yesterday.

Logan: And you've eaten how much?

Patton: Half.

Logan: ...How.

Patton:

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