Logan: And 85 Grams Of Dark Molasses.

Imagine if spells could be cast to inflict you with any symptom, not just those of physical illnesses

Like, screw 'coughing fit' or 'fainting spell,' give me

Hocus pocus, leaping locust,

I cast curse of hyperfocus!

Or

Tic tac, bric-a-brac,

I hex thee: Panic attack!

v @the-floral-skeleton

Skshdjs now I'm just imagining this and all the possibilities

Light sides: *solving some problem in the middle of the night*

Janus, smacking the roof with a broom handle: SHUT! UP! WE'RE TRYING! TO SLEEP!

Alternatively—

Logan, stomping on the floor:

I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL

Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME

(Remus, tired: Isn't he keeping up the light sides too?

Janus: I believe that's intentional. )

Remus: Just stepped out of the shower while Janus was playing piano, felt like I was in a very classy movie about to be murdered

Patton: Are you guys okay down there??

Remus, Janus, and Virgil: No.

Roman: More importantly, Remus, you shower?

Remus: Of course!

Janus: He rolls around in volcanic ash like a chinchilla.

Roman: Oh. Uh, why?

Remus: I'm allergic to soap! :D

Roman, Logan, Patton, Thomas: ...

Remus: :DDD

Patton, trying his best: That's nice kiddo

Objectively, the dumbest things the sides have done in my fics (not taking into account why they did them) (TW)

Roman: Threw himself down a staircase

Orange: Kissed Logan years after they broke apart their mutually toxic relationship

Janus: Fell off a cliff (and just barely caught himself)

Remus: Made a painting with his own blood

Patton: Agreed to go on a long hike with his friends when he's never been able to before (and was out of breath by the top of the first hill and had to be carried by Remus)

Logan: Realized wayyy too late that Remus (his best friend and previous roommate) and Roman (his friend and current roommate) were brothers

Edit: I remembered Logan got high and followed a hallucination off a cliff (into water luckily), so I think that's dumber XD

Virgil: Met Roman and in less than a minute, in his second sentence spoken to him, called him out for self-harming

Today on Things I Know Because Of Thomas Sanders:

My family: *Discussing berries*

My dad: Isn't a marionberry a cross between a loganberry and a blackberry?

Me: That sounds redundant, considering a loganberry is already a cross between a blackberry and a raspberry...

Them: What? Did you look that up?

Me: No I already knew that

Them: *doubt*

My brother: *looks it up* Nah he's right

Them: *surprise*

Them: How'd you know that?

Me, out loud: Eh just a random fact I know

Me, internally: 'Cuz Crofters is the only jelly—

So thank you @thatsthat24 , I looked smart in front of my extended family today because of one of the many things Logan taught me :D

Believe It Or Not, Deceit Is Good At His Job

Let's ignore that Janus is mostly self-preservation at this point rather than 'Deceit'

Everyone seems to think Janus is a really bad liar. For example: when he imitated Logan, he wore the wrong tie, said 'lies,' and used an idiom.

But then when Virgil showed up, he snapped at him for 'ruining his dramatic entrance.' He totally expected them to figure him out. He planned it, because he's too Extra to just show up as himself.

More proof:

Selfishness vs Selflessness redux. Nobody knew he'd replaced Logan until he told them. He had them completely fooled, as well as the majority of the viewers, I'm sure.

Selfishness vs Selflessness. Yeah, we all knew Patton was off, but how many of us actually figured out it wasn't Patton?

Virgil knew, because he knows both Patton and Janus seemingly well, but considering the Janus/Virgil dynamic, I am near certain he did that on purpose.

Would Patton have messed up referencing famous philosophers? Yes. Did Janus know that? Most likely. However, his knowledge impressed Logan, and Janus wanted the other sides to take his side. He probably figured if he got Logic on his side everyone else would follow but then realized how little they listen to Logic.

Every bit he did that wasn't exactly Patton-like, I am certain there was a clear, intentional reason behind it, even if it was just to annoy Virgil by letting him be even more sure it was actually Janus. 'Friendo'? Come on. Patton's literally the dad character. There's no way that wasn't intentional.

"Is C!Thomas capable of such deception?" you ask, because he is a bean.

Yes. No, C!Thomas doesn't lie on a regular basis or anything. But he. Is. An. Actor. Actors can lie. They can deceive.

Just because he only does it on the stage, doesn't mean his sides can't use that skill whenever. I also believe his skills in acting have a lot to do with Janus in addition to the Creativitwins but that's for another time

In conclusion: Janus can lie.

You're very serious about this, this post was mostly a joke and certainly isn't that deep

It's not gaslighting, gaslighting is a serious form of abuse that makes someone question their sanity/perception of reality. It's a widely-accepted headcanon that has potential to cause confusion. If you're going to get so serious, please use correct terms don't belittle how serious gaslighting actually is.

*edit because I just realized it: I do not mean for this to come across rude in any way, I'm very bad at tone regulation and it's worse through test

Can you imagine the absolute chaos if Thomas confirmed Sleep's name and it wasn't Remy

@ Sander Sides Fans:

Does this look like an accurate depiction of @thatsthat24 's filming setup? (It's for writing purposes I'm not a creep; I know it's not exactly to scale I more mean the placement of everything)

SCORN

Just realized that Copacabana (the song by Barry Manilow) never says Tony's dead.

It says,

There was blood and a single gunshot,

But just who shot who?

&

She lost her love

&

She lost her youth and she lost her Tony

But it never says that it's Rico who shot Tony.

What if she "lost her love" because Tony's in prison for life for second-degree murder?

I had a cursed thought (Remon and Romus) and had to continue (disregarding the cool, plausible names, like Vergilius and Romulus)

Janus, Janan

Remus, Remon

Virgil, Virgus, Virgan

Roman, Romus

Logan, Logus

Patton, Pattus

Thomas, Thomus, Thomon

Janus’s light side name is Janan