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Hi. Answer whenever you want but F6 team after they first capture Owen time travel to post Hobbs and Shaw? Owen doesn't approve of Hobbs, Roman is trying to figure out why future him is dating Owen, and everyone else is cracking jokes about the broody Owen being related to the very family oriented Deckard and Magdalene?

Omg, it's almost like a reverse of my fic Dear Future Self! I love it!!

I absolutely love the idea of F6 Roman staring at his future self with a future Owen. He'd just gape like a fish and pointing back and forth between them

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Luke glared at Owen Shaw, who looked far too smug with his hands cuffed behind his back and having been punched by Brian

"This is how it's going to go down," Shaw sneered at Dom, who stood across from him and looked ready to murder the Brit

But before Shaw could get another word out, Luke felt the world fall out from beneath him

Letting out a shout, Luke tried to scramble to purchase, but found thin air pass through his fingers. He could hear several other shouts from the crew as he felt himself keep falling through a seemingly endless void

Finally, the ground met him. Face first

Grunting, Luke let himself lay on the grassy ground for a moment. He could hear people moving on the ground near him

Lifting his head, he saw the crew laid out near him. Dom was checking on Letty as Brian was calling out to Tej

But Luke didn't see Roman, Gisele, or Han anywhere

Along with Shaw

"What the hell did that bastard do?" Luke growled to himself as he got to his feet. Looking around, Luke's eyes went wide

Why in the fresh hell were they in his backyard?

"Anyone know where we are?" Brian asked

Turning back to them, Luke could see that they were all on their feet and looking around equally as confused

"I'm not sure, but it looks like we're in LA." Luke told them

Before anyone could say anything else, they heard a door open. Frowning, Luke saw the back door slide open to reveal a man Luke had never seen before

He was bald, but smaller than Luke and was wearing an oversized hoodie, with DSS written across the chest

Luke couldn't help but think he looked adorable

The man raised an eyebrow at them

"What the bloody hell are you lot doing here?"

"We're not really sure." Dom spoke up, glancing between the man and Luke. "Mind telling us?"

"LA, Hobbs residence." The man drawled

"Hobbs?" Tej asked, eyes narrowed

"This is my house, but it doesn't explain why we're on the other side of the world." Luke snapped and turned towards the stranger. "How'd we get here?"

"How the bloody hell am I supposed to know?" The man glared at him. "You're the ones who showed up on my lawn!"

"Yours?" Luke sputtered

"Well, half his."

Luke blinked

A man who looked exactly like him stepped next to the man and wrapped an arm around him

"What's your is mine." The man mumbled as he pouted up at the other Luke

"I'll try saying that when I want to drive one of your fancy cars, princess." The other Luke chuckled. "Let me talk to them and see what's going on."

The man glanced at the crew before going further into the house

"Someone want to explain what's happening?" The other Luke asked

"One second we were arresting Owen Shaw and the next, we're here." Brian tells him bluntly. "Do you know where that bastard is? The asshole kidnapped my wife."

"That was years ago." The other Luke frowned

"What do you mean?" Letty questioned. "We were just there!"

"Well, now you're not." The other Luke sighed. "Its been several years since that happened. Brian, don't worry about Mia, she's safe and sound. All of you are actually. Back in the states and with your families."

"And Shaw?" Dom asked

The other Luke sighed heavily at that and gave a half heart shrug

"He visits every other week."

"What the fuck does that mean?" Luke hissed

"Deckard," the other Luke nodded towards the house. "Is Owen's older brother. Meaning Owen visits often."

"You got with Shaw's brother?" Tej asked incredulously and then let out a low whistle. "You got some game, Hobbs!"

"Thanks." The other Luke snorted in amusement. "He's not like Owen exactly. He absolutely loves his family and has gone on a war path to destroy those who hurt his loved ones."

"Seems like big brother's code is also family." Dom sneered

"It's what his whole family believes." The other Luke shrugged. "Owen's just a bitter asshole sometimes."

"A fucking hypocrite more like." Brian snorted

The sound of the door sliding opening again made them all look at Deckard, who looked exasperated

"If you've been wondering where Pearce was, I found him." He huffed

The other Luke started to laugh

"Let me guess, he and Oh?"

"Yep."

"This is going to be fun."

Luke shared a concerned look with the rest of the crew

What was so funny?

---

Roman could only stare at the marble counter as his mind tried to process what had happened in the last twenty minutes

One second he was about to jump on Shaw for kidnapping Mia, and the next he was landing on plus carpet of a fancy bedroom

To only look up and see himself on top of Owen Shaw

Completely naked

It had been equally shocking to see Shaw roll them off the bed and take cover. A gun appeared in his hands as he pointed it at Roman and the Owen Shaw Roman knew

After a lot of shouting, Roman's other self ushered him out while grabbing a silk robe. They left the Shaws in the bedroom

"Look, I'm not sure how to explain it." His other self laughed nervously

"Yeah, how do you explain sticking your dick in the enemy?" Roman snapped

"He's not our enemy anymore. Owen's actually joined the crew."

"How?"

"It's, uh, a long store." His other self said sheepishly. "All you need to know is that Owen is actually really cute when he's not scheming to take down the world."

"Aw, Ro, no need for flattery." Owen Shaw's voices purred

Snapping his head up, Roman saw the Shaws coming out of the bedroom

The other Shaw was dressed in tight pants with a loose fitting tank top, while the Shaw Roman knew looked indifferent

"Only for you, baby." The other Roman smiled widely

Roman could only watch in horror as his other pulled Shaw into a short kiss. Glancing over at his Shaw, Roman was met with a considering look

Gulping, Roman could only hope the madness would end

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Sorry it's not a full story, but I hoped you enjoy friend!

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What did the Shaw siblings want to be when they were younger?

Hmmm. Now that is a bit of a toughy

-I see Hattie always wanting to be a spy or part of the royal guard. She admires all the queens and would think the noblest thing to do would be a guard for the queen

Or a spy to help their country stay powerful and keep the queen happy

-As for Owen, I think he wanted to be a lot of things- it depended on what he was doing that month

He wanted to be a singer, a football player, a dancer, a rower, a hacker, a thief, a cop, a composer, the prime minister, the king, etc

Owen was convinced he could do it all

-Finally, I think Deckard was the one forced to be realistic in his dreams, especially having to grow up so fast and raise his siblings

So, I can see Deckard wanting to be a famous chef, but knowing that was just a dream

Instead, he knew with what his mother, father, and uncle had trained him to do would dictate his life and the life of a soldier or spy would suit him best

Or that of a stay at home parent, but he wasn't ready for that life just yet. Not when he already was living that life with Owen and Hattie at the moment

Thanks for the question friend!

Appreciation post for the smartest person in the MCU.

Hello Omni! May I request Owen trying to apologize to Mia through his actions, but Mia doesn't get the message until Owen verbally asks for forgiveness.

Awww!! I don't think we'll ever get it, but I really hope we get to see Mia and Owen interacting with each! Is Owen at all remorseful for his actions?

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Mia glared harder and harder as she watched Owen Shaw

When Dom had told her Deckard would be coming, she had been excited to see the man again. He gave her all sorts of tips about cooking and knife throwing. He had even gotten her an impress set the last time she saw him

What she wasn't expecting was for Deckard to bring his brother and sister

Hattie was nice, if awkward around kids. It was actually funny to see a hardened MI6 agent almost fleeing from a four year old trying to give her a spit covered candy. However, Mia had been pissed when she had seen the other Shaw brother

She would never forget the kidnapping or how Gisele lost her life against Shaw. Quietly, she had taken Deckard aside and asked him to keep his brother away from her. Luckily, Deckard understood completely and followed her request

But. That didn't stop Owen from trying to approach her

Or her kids

Mia had been busy talking with Tej that she hadn't noticed Jack getting overwhelmed and having a meltdown. She was normally good at catching the signs of when he needed a break from the commotion, but she had been distracted

What she hadn't expected was Owen to hurry over and help calm Jack down. He had gently talked to him and helped cover his ears to block out the noises. Stunned, Mia could only stare as Jack's breathing started to slow and the tears stopped

A moment later, she was rushing over to them

"Get away from him!" She hissed lowly and tried to keep her posture loose so not to scare Jack

"Just trying to help the little tyke." Shaw said smoothly, raising his hands up in surrender. "I've had the same issues."

Mia narrowed her eyes at him

"Come on, honey, let's get inside." She rubbed Jack's back and led him inside to help him calm down

She pointedly ignored the way Owen was looking at them with empathy

---

Frowning, Mia bit her lip as she tried to sharpen one of the knives Deckard had given her

It was on the rare occasion she helped the crew on a mission and she wanted her blades as sharp as she could make them. She was good with a gun, but they needed to be stealthy during this mission

However, the only knives she's ever sharpened were kitchen ones and not large hunting knives. She wasn't used to using a whetstone to sharpen them

So focused on the task, she hadn't heard footsteps walking up to her

"If you keep going like that, you're going to damage it." A soft voice told her

Mia nearly jumped from her seat at the unexpected voice and gripped the knife tightly as she glared up at the man almost looming over her

Owen simply stared at her, not bothered by her harsh gaze

"Here. Let me show you."

"And how do I know you're any good?" Mia sneered

"Cause I've been doing it since I was a babe." Owen shrugged

Keeping her eyes narrowed at him, she finally handed the equipment over. She hadn't been expecting Owen to sit closely next to her and show her how to do it properly

"You need to angle it right..."

Mia would never say it, but she appreciated the lesson Owen gave her

---

It had been a few weeks after that incident and Mia could feel herself slowly relaxing around Owen

She had finally admitted that he seemed good with her kids and allowed him to help coach Jack with his ADHD. It was nice to see her little boy rushing up to the man and not be judged for rambling about whatever had taken his fancy that month. Owen would always listen with rapt attention and encouraged Jack's interests

It also helped that everyone else in the crew had accepted Owen's dry wit, love of cars, and intelligence. Mia could feel herself softening around the man

But she couldn't understand why he always seemed to be offering her help

She was frankly getting sick of the man getting under foot, asking if he could carry anything, do something, or clean. However, when he offered to help in the kitchen, she had found out how bad of an idea that was

Because now she was looking down at three completely burned pies

"How could this happen...?" She mumbled, poking at one with a fork. It was almost all pure ash

"Sorry." Owen cleared his throat and looked away from the pies. "Deck always said I was shite at cooking."

"All I did was tell you to put them in the oven." Mia frowned and narrowed her eyes. "You didn't do this in purpose did you?"

"No!" Owen glared at her. "I was only trying to help."

"Why?" Mia snapped, done with all the things Owen had been trying to help with. "Do you think I'm incompetent? That I can't do things for myself?"

"No, not at all." Owen said quickly

"Then why do you keep doing all these things? I don't need your help!"

"I know!" Owen shook his head. "I just wanted to show you how sorry I was for, well, the past."

Mia blinked and could only stare at Owen

He met her eyes but she could see his hands fidget slightly at his sides

"So, all this was... an apology?" She asked tentatively

"Yeah." Owen sighed. "I didn't want to harm you back then, and wasn't planning on it. I just wanted your brother out of the way."

"And that makes things ok?" She hissed

"No." Owen shrugged. "You don't have to forgive me. I only wanted to show you that I'm sorry."

"By destroying the pies?" Mia drawled, unimpressed

"Ok, that wasn't supposed to happen." Owen mumbled, a slight tinge of pink on his cheeks

Mia could only stare at Owen, looking him up and down. Finally, she sighed

"I still haven't forgiven you, but I'm not as angry about it." She admitted. "But, if you ever try to hurt me or my family, I'll cut your balls off and force feed them to you."

Owen nodded thoughtfully before a small smirk played on his lips

"You'll have to learn how to sharpen your knives by yourself then."

Mai could help the small laugh that left her

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