OK, But What If That Was The Plan, And Then Someone Broke His Hydraulics? And Now He Just Lies In The

OK, but what if that was the plan, and then someone broke his hydraulics? And now he just lies in the drawer, pemanently bent, but looking fresh & healthy - yet only able to bump & flump kind of like a fish - no power thrusting or balls vibrating anymore. sigh, he was so active back in the day. but not now...

so, what if your penis dies before you do (asking for a friend)?

honestly just play with your penis until you die

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Murderbot available on another platform!

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All hail your favorite viking!

@differentcatcat @maxwell-demon @m-f1

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Bundling & handfasting can get you through the winter…. All legal in Sweden.

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I’ll take that one on the left…

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Happy Easter???

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2 months ago
Our first look at Alexander Skarsgård's 'filthy' gay biker romance Pillion is finally here
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All Done Now, @differentcatcat
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"Ungh. Too hard. You're gonna make me ..."

"Ungh. Too Hard. You're Gonna Make Me ..."

Alex paid under the table :>)

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I sent this to my demon seed. She is the executrix (read: execute tricks) of my will.

@differentcatcat @maxwell-demon

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