“X Bodily Fluid Is Just Filtered Blood!” Buddy I Hate To Break It To You But ALL Of The Fluids In

pointy spade

Osprey

10/10 Creature

The Oceanarium got some new beasts and this is our New Biggest Moon Snail. Her name is Green Bean Casserole

My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except today when I let him climb my young redbud tree and he went to the highest branch and wedged himself in the crook of it and wouldn't budge and he's so big I was afraid that he might break the branch so I had to get a stepladder and get him down while the neighborhood jays that come by for peanuts whenever they see me in the yard freaked out and sat screaming on the fence to warn me that there's a snake very near me because I'm obviously too stupid to see it and clearly in mortal peril.

do not the dog

commas are important

do you have a sword I can fall on

Happy International Asexuality Day!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

lovely creatures

just hanging out

somehow I forget how good water is every single day. like, all day long I'm grumpy and only drinking a glass or two and then in the evening I "rediscover" it and every time I wonder how I forgot about this heavenly juice. again. like every day.

good critter<3