Sorry Boss Can't Come In Today I Was On My Way To Work And Then A Gentle Spring Breeze Kissed My Cheek

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE ハウルの動く城 (2004)

ㅡ dir. Hayao Miyazaki 宮崎 駿

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

Spring.

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

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Thank you for the advice, I removed all of the mirrors from my car and it's so much more efficient now.

qingyanggong青羊宫, chengdu, sichuan province in china by 渡览行

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.