Malarkeyenthusiast - The Mimsiest Of Borogoves

tumblr ate the ask before i could publish it 😭

drake?

i have one piece theories but only insane ones

“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

I have two simultaneous thoughts about this...

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."

LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE FUZZY MOUSES!

normalize saying "Are the shades of Pemberly to be thus polluted?!" when things aren't going your way

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future