The 141 Is Receiving A Talk On How To Protect Babies In A Hostage Situation. Ghost Always Denies It But

Everyone sleeps on Gaz, he fits with everyone if you want him in a ship!

Ghost Gaz? He is still understanding and bright enough to combat Ghosts grumpiness, and he's still smart and sticks with it.

Gazprice? You got a captain sergeant dynamic, get Gaz being able to give cheek, and sweet price with the sergeant he stole.

Gaz soap? I mean seriously? Those two are the epitome of drunk make outs with your mates. Friendships, and chaos.

Give Gaz love!!

i repeatedly find myself looking for books that will genuinely disgust me and i have found one. this is very disappointing

maybe i am too sensitive but you're mean and that's worse

what do you do when you don't stop or end your homoerotic friendship. what happens when the two of you just move on and never talk about it, when you both know what you felt was love? what do you do when you'll never know each other in a way that matters again?

2020-2022 was so unserious why am i censoring the word please

Soldier: *laughing at something on their phone*

Gaz: What's so funny?

Soldier: Sergeant! UH-

Gaz: ... what is it? Show me

Soldier: *reluctantly shows him their phone*

Gaz: *chokes*

Gaz: Oh my- Airdrop that to me I need to send that to Soap

(Later)

Soap: WHAT THE FUCK!??!

Soap, holds up a badge that says "service dog at work: don’t pet me": Who the FUCK put this on me!?

Ghost: I-

Price: I did

Soap: WHAT!?!

Ghost: Oh-

Price: You get distracted easily. Don't get mad. And guess what? It worked because you were productive all day

Soap: *red faced as he makes angry noises*

Ghost: *laughing*

i want to cut everyone off but i know that no one will even notice my absence

grabs yoyr shoulders. shakes you. i am a saiouma shipper and i fucking adore kaede akamatsu

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?