A German Standoff Is When You Are Standing Opposite Of Each Other At A Red Traffic Light And There Are

A German Standoff is when you are standing opposite of each other at a red traffic light and there are no cars in sight but nobody wants to be the first to commit an Ordnungswidrigkeit

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7 months ago

OKAY GUYS RANBOO JOINED THE SYNDICATE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO PROTECT HIS HUSBAND EVERYONE THATS SO COOL IM GONNA GO CRY NOW 👍👍👍👍

OKAY GUYS RANBOO JOINED THE SYNDICATE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO PROTECT HIS HUSBAND EVERYONE THATS SO COOL
2 months ago

i genuinely really like how sea of thieves handles gendering your player character, in that it does not bother at all, because it doesn't matter. you choose different body types and they have gendered attributes, but you can wear dresses and have beards regardless of gender, and the game never refers to you by a pronoun or gendered article. it's not perfect, but it is nice

4 months ago

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

2 months ago

what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying


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5 months ago

in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.

4 months ago

He said he'll try and go for green!

Wowies drama :D

ok but

Why didn't Owen join the green faction?

Purple is pretty cool I guess, but with Pangi having witnessed all that he could've gaslighted girlbossed all around the place


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5 months ago

Waltz for John and Mary


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3 months ago

we fucked up

1 month ago

Ithya app!

Ithya App!

So this is kinda cool! I just learned that Blue Turtle, a terrific illustrator and animator who produces whimsical animations set to relaxing or adventurous low-fi music, is releasing a background app that features their heroine Ithya, a young mage who travels with world perusing libraries and exploring ruins as she studies and learns about magic. I've been listening to Blue Turtle's music for years, and I'm actually kind of excited to see this kind of content of our heroine and her whimsical world.


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