What The Helly, More Of Them

Little mailman and his TV

Unfortunately plagued by thoughts of them being bitterly divorced

(Ignore that I didn’t realize I forgot spamton’s teeth for 4 days)

sincaraz x arrival (2016): if you could see your whole life from start to finish, would you change things?

i love this guy tinnitus :) and his ex wife spamton g spamton of course

"average darkner gets divorced 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average darkner gets 0 divorces per year. Divorces G. Spamton, who lives in a dumpster & gets divorced over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

just a little boy and his fifth grand slam

one of my favourite jannikecdotes is that he can’t see shit without his contacts on

My pen slipped.

Anyway goodbye spampink, hello spamtenna/j

friends wanted more spamtenna so heres ur part 2 slop

smash