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See you in hell! 🤟

women stories matter

- "Where'd you learn those moves?" - "I was just following your lead."

my last 3 brain cells

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Soul 2020, dir. Pete Docter & Kemp Powers

(I still have to wait 5 months before it comes to Switch tho lmao)

the stardew valley 1.5 update is now out on PC! you can check out the official blog post linked in the source, but here are some non-spoilery things to look out for:

local split-screen co-op

new NPCs

new farm layout

new home renovations

you can sit in chairs!

fish tanks

ducks can now swim!

and so much more!

(psst—also the game is 33% off on steam right now)

🌻 k.k. flower boy 🌻

Introducing Life is Strange: True Colors, the next major title in the #LifeisStrange series, from Deck Nine Games Say goodbye to waiting for episodes – the full game releases on September 10 2021. Pre-Order Now: https://sqex.link/y6x