lovekaikim
He/They - Is an EXO-L and ELF - BXB AND GXG ONLY23 yrsinactive
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Hello! (Yes, I am alive)
So, uni is tiring and more bonkers. I've also turned 23 on 25th April (happy b day to me). But I'm not quite sure if I'll be returning. At least right now. But my stories will be completed - not by me, by YOU. Yes. I am choosing a lucky bunch to finish my stories.
They'll be more details soon. Stay flourishing!
He's begging for Nando to retire with him
Desperation never looked this good before.
Meanwhile me in the UK
All jokes aside, this is concerning. EUROPE! LET'S HELP AMERICA END CENSORSHIP!
now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.
this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.
Me after seeing some of the WORST KINKS on AO3(bathroom kinks, r*pe and n*nc*n, zoo***la
(Also sorry for being gone for so long Uni is tiring)
NOPE. *lets go of you and watches as you fall into the abyss*
uHm-
hold me back. HOLD ME BACK.
Nuu Wolverine chan why pls debut in aespa pls nuuuuu
The fact that I was a fan of all of these just breaks my soul. I have no hope for the 2025 season.
this is what you stole from me
Bros in his Jennifer's Body era - and that's a good thing.
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!!!!! LFG!!!!!!
His Comeback
he saw something he wants
Off topic but the photoshop actually fits Lopez!
matthew to nick: did you tell a fan you met on the street that we're filming soon?
I HATE THIS BITCH
If you watched Milly+Molly you probably hate her too (idk, maybe I'm just stupid)
MILLY AND MOLLY TRIED TO HELP MAUDE WHEN SHE HURT HERSELF AND SHE SAID THAT "I DON'T NEED HELP FROM THE LIKES OF YOU" I HATE HER SO FUCKING MUCH
Pierre correcting himself to mention the double podium instead of just his podium. I feel a shift
Buddy...what excatly are you talking about?
(srry for your loss, I'm just wondering - did someone famous die?)
the truth is, i was not prepared for the nature of grief—of this grief, specifically. and now i don’t know what to do with myself most of the time, because the ache of it is so different compared to everything else i’ve ever felt, and also because it is just so perpetual and mundane. sometimes, it is abstract, in the way that i don’t know where it has gone or why it is hardly there, just in the back of my mind, and other times, most times, it’s right there. it’s so immediate, and it feels like it was just yesterday when i heard the news. and then i feel silly for being so caught up in my grief for a man i knew not nearly enough for a single lifetime but just enough to love him, just enough to be loved by him, and then i feel even sillier for assigning any weight to grief because who fucking cares. he’s gone. he loved me and i loved him. that’s all i have at the end of the day.
I love these songs so much
Tagged by @oldworldwidgets, no pressure @htchnr @prismalotl @theartofblossoming and I can't think of anyone else off the top of my head, so just do the thing if you wanna.
rules: make yourself in this picrew and post your last listened to song
Every time I use a picrew I'm reminded again of how limited the hair options always are and one of these days I'm just gonna have to make my own.
i’m just gonna jump right into this,
rin / @leedonghun is the sweetest, kindest soul and she is dealing with some pretty serious medical issues. she was diagnosed with a brain tumor and the cost of treatment has not been insignificant in the slightest, and she deserves our help.
that said, i’ve moved my shop over to ko-fi and i’m having a pay-what-you-want sale on all of my sticker sheets for the next week. the minimum price set is $0.10 usd— you can pay that, you can pay a dollar, it doesn’t matter and there’s no judgement. every little bit helps and every last cent will be going towards rin. this is the last batch of stickers i will be doing for the foreseeable future! the goal is to reach at least $150, and i will put the first $20 forward.
shipping costs still need to be covered and are now calculated at checkout depending on your location, instead of being paid separately! us shipping is $4.50 flat, canada is $5.50, the rest of the world is $7 usd. this is a pre-order, every item is made to order and i’ll begin printing & shipping at the end of this month!
i have ~18 sticker sheets to choose from (below are just a few) and each order comes with two prints, a carat sticker sheet and a moon triplets keychain! if you can’t afford to buy, please do boost <3
The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. 1x11 - Deep in the Heart of Dixie
at least if Joker became president of America we(not we - I'm british) would all suffer equally.
True! Also, y'all don't need to worry too much. My friends will deal with Trump.
My friends in question:
Agreed. I understand those who might think it's dangerous to fight. But to be honest, at this point - y'all gotta do something! Doesn't matter what age you are, just fight!
For those upset about the election results (nearly a month later)
No, we haven't lost. No, we won't back down. Just because Trump won, doesn't mean we don't stop fighting. Stop standing there idle while your country falls apart. FIGHT! YOU HAVEN'T LOST THE WAR!
Please. I am so sick of post talking about how Kamala lost the election and now their lives are over. I know, it sucks. But now, at least we know who we're up against. Even if lives are lost in this skirmish, DO NOT BACK DOWN! DON'T STOP FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS!
His "death" was implied. He might still be trapped in Kruger's nightmare world, he might've escaped/been rescued at a later date - we don't know.
Jesse has to die because he's gay. He doesn't die because he chooses not to be gay, he leaves Freddy (his homosexuality) behind after all the pain he has caused other people for being queer and this kiss from a girl he wasn't even into at the start brings "him" back. And then he dies anyways because of horror movie bullshit crazy endings
A summary of readers who read "The Chase"
People who like Nico: You're a soft dom who leads your sub in the right direction.
People who like Lewis: You want cuddles - not sex! (For Asexual readers)
People who like Fernando: You like someone who can be rough, but who can also praise you like a gemstone.
People who like Sebastian: You're a masochist. End of story. (Y'all scare me, but I shan't judge)
People who like Jenson: You're a switchy switch. You like taking control sometimes, but other times you want to be taken care of.
The Chase Masterlist
Introduction
Nico's Path (The Sun and the Moon)
Lewis' Path (A Gentle Breeze)
Sebastian's Path (A Dagger in the Night)
Fernando's Path (Passion and Fairness)
Jenson's Path (Truly Loyal)
The Chase (Intro) - F1 2015 grid pack (Nico, Lewis, Jenson, Fernando and Sebastian) x Male Reader
Synopsis: M/n accidentally fell into the hands of the Formula Pack...
Tags: Cringey as hell, kidnapping (Sebastian says otherwise), Nico doesn't know how to comfort someone, Jenson and Lewis are sweethearts, Fernando is....I don't know yet, Sebastian is a psychopath, you know the fucking drill
Warnings: Cringe
Note: This is not a harem fic - whatever choice M/n makes will impact his relationship with these five (kill me right now)
Running away from his abusive family was the hardest thing Leo ever did because now he had to survive on his own. But after the way they treated him, he had no choice.
He had to run.
Leo had barely made it across the forest when he tripped. He tried getting up but is leg was practically out of commission due to the abuse that his family did to him. He didn't want do die like this.
But he knew that with his leg in that state, he wouldn't be able to make it out of this forest...ever. So he began to sob and pray to the gods that he would have a peaceful end at least. And his wish was about to be granted.
A white wolf came towards him and began to sniff Leo, sensing the man's fear. Leo just closed his eyes - waiting for his end...only for it not to come. He heard shifting and he looked back-
The wolf had transformed into a man..but his yellow eyes were still staring down at Leo. The wolfman smirked, saying "You won't survive with that wound. Best you come with us."
Soon after he said that, 4 other wolves came towards the red haired, and they were looking at him (well, 2 of them, the other 2 were just confused) like Leo was a piece of meat.
"I am Nico, these are my fellow wolves. Jenson, Lewis, Fernando and Sebastian." The wolfman grinned at Leo. "You'll fit right in..."
Leo knew that there was no chance of him getting away, so he let Nico carry him to the pack's hideout, which was actually a cabin in the woods. He sighed to himself, wondering how he was going to cope in this situation.
Nico placed him down on the couch and started to treat Leo's leg, which had been seriously scarred. "Who did this, hm?" The german asked. Leo then turned his head away. "I was attacked by a bear, that's all..."
Jenson, who was watching all of this, could sense Nico's fear from a mile away, and sat next to Leo, patting his back. "You don't need to lie, buddy. I know that's not a bear." Jenson smiled sadly.
Leo saw the empathy in Jenson's eyes, and began to cry, knocking both wolves off guard, with Nico being like, "Shit shit shit how do I comfort him help". Jenson grabbed a blanket and put it on Leo, helping him to calm down.
"I'll ask Lewis to make you a hot cocoa. You should rest up, buddy." Jenson smiled, before saying "Remember - Don't mess with Seb. Because me, Nico, Lewis and Nando wouldn't be upset if you ran away. We wouldn't blame you. But Sebastian...oh dear...he would hunt you down and possibly kill you if he had the chance."
Leo nodded, he didn't want to become past tense, and he lied back down on the sofa, still sniffling but otherwise okay. Who would have thought?
Afterwards, the boys gathered round Leo, as Nico was asking whom Leo wanted to share a room in for the night. "Right, Buddy...there are only 5 bedrooms here, so you'll have to sleep with one of us tonight. Who will you-"
"He's mine! MINE!" Sebastian snarled, with Fernando trying to calm him down. "No Seb!! Dios mios...just lie with me. I can treat you better~" Nando lulled in a seductive tone, with Lewis scoffing in the background.
"Come on mate! He needs sleep! Maybe some more hot cocoa! He can sleep with me!" Jenson just looked at him, facepalming. "You three are always arguing bout this...listen. Pick whoever you want. Just know that if you pick Seb, then you're gonna die." He grimaced.
Leo just looked at them all. Nico is a shy but strong leader, Lewis a gentle soul who just wants to help, Jenson is a loyal but no nonsense friend, Fernando is a campy but charismatic gentleman, and Sebastian...is a handful.
"Alright, I'm sleeping with..."
A/N: THAT'S THE INTRO DONE! From this point on, they'll be on separate story paths. Y'all will have to wait for the first installment.
Howlett tries to interrogate Sebastian and Kimi's kids - ends in failure
Howlett: WHERE IS MAGNETO?
Gabriel: Who?
Rebecca: I'm sorry?!
Charles: Huh?!
Howlet: DON'T PLAY DUMB YOU LITTE-
*simi enter the room*
Sebastian: It seems like you and your little friends kidnapped our kids...the price you'll pay will be deep...
Kimi: Bwoah. *has a pet hellhound*
Prompt Game: 12, 40 and 41
Trans Male Fernando Alonso x Intersex Male Reader
Warning: THIS IS SMUT! SO ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 GET THE FUCK OUT!
Summary: You had caught your girlfriend cheating on you. Your best friend knew how to comfort you...
Note: I'm back! Sorry for the wait. I've been quite busy with Uni and stuff. I'll try to upload more!
Note 2: I talk about Fernando's cock a lot - he does actually have one in this story, due to an phalloplasty, but he still has a cervix and stuff. Fernando's POV
"12. My girlfriend doesn't need to know about this..." Y/n sighed, but I smirked at him. "Why not? She cheated first, the bitch. Let me show you how a real man can fuck you."
I took my shirt and jeans off, revealing a rather big cock of mine, making Y/n's mouth gape open. "What? Surprised I'm that big? Come on, I may have been born with a pussy, but my dick can fuck you hard, you'd understand, right?"
Well, seems like that got him off guard. Maybe he's also trans-
Nope. Intersex apparently never heard of that. I'll probably check later...anyways, he, unlike me, has a natural dick and pussy. Surprised his girlfriend even left him. Look what she's missing out on.
"41. All night I’ve been thinking about how good it would feel to have your head between my legs...time to test it out."
Poor boy couldn't resist sucking on my pussy and cock. I growled at his feeble attempts to suck, and made sure he would drown in my pussy. Such a pathetic little bitch.
I was soon getting close, but I pulled him off - the main course was coming up.
41. "Will it fit?" He asked, holding my pussy lips open. I smirked. "We'll make it fit, bitchboy." Soon, I began to fuck his cock like a vice, my pussy making it all snug in there. I couldn't help but laugh at Y/n's attempts to fuck me. I was in control now.
"Good bitch..." I groaned, grabbing my cock and began to jerk myself off to Y/n's misery as fucking me. Such a pathetic little doll he is...
"Gonna come? Come in me? Come in this pussy? The only pussy you'll ever fucking get~" I howled as we came together, hearing Y/n's screaming. Shit.
I leaned over to him, being careful not to stimulate him. "You alright? Did I go too far?" Then I realised that I wasn't the reason for his tears...at least in the way I thought. "I...I..." he whimpered.
I already knew how he was feeling. Betrayal, sadness, and exhaustion from his now ex girlfriend. I smiled sadly at him. "Sorry...I shouldn't have taken advantage of you like that- Mmh!" He kissed me...
He fucking kissed me.
He...wanted me...?
Wtf did I just make...
Smut Prompts III (NSFW)
18+ ONLY! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!
1. “Don’t even think about cumming yet.”
2. “So I hear you’re into pain?”
3. “Your eyes always glaze over when you cum.”
4. “Don’t fucking stop, baby.”
5. “I can’t pull out when you wrap your legs around me like that.”
6. “I wanna take you so fucking bad.”
7. “Be a good girl/boy and swallow for me.”
8. “You better keep the volume down or I’m gonna go even harder.”
9. “I’m feeling greedy.”
10. “Clothes. Off. Now.”
11. “You talk too much. How about we use your mouth for something else?”
12. “Your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner doesn’t need to know about this.”
13. “If you want to cum then you’re gonna have to beg.”
14. “If I have to pull over, you’ll be walking funny for the next week.”
15. “Could you be any wetter/harder?”
16. “Don’t worry. I’ve got condoms and lube in my nightstand.”
17. “What’s wrong? Why’d you stop?” “Nothing’s wrong. I just wanted to take a second to admire how beautiful you are.”
18. “I’m gonna stop if you don’t cum.”
19. “You better not touch yourself while I’m gone.”
20. “I’m gonna fuck you so good you forget all about that bastard.”
21. “Go and lock the door for me. I don’t want anyone to walk in while I’m balls deep.”
22. “I’ll be gentle, baby. Don’t worry.”
23. “Don’t stop. Even if I beg you to.”
24. “I never knew you liked being spanked.”
25. “You don’t realize what it does to me when we’re cuddling and you press your ass against me.”
26. “Use your words, sweetheart.”
27. “Feels good, doesn’t it?”
28. “I love that we both already finished and your legs are still shaking.”
29. “First one to cum loses.”
30. “I bet I can make you cum without even touching you.”
31. “I don’t have to be inside you to make you cum.”
32. “I want to kiss every square inch of your body.”
33. “I called in sick. Now we can stay in bed and fuck all day.”
34. “Ride me like a cowboy/cowgirl.”
35. “Ooh, you’re not wearing any underwear. Trying to tell me something?”
36. “Go get one of your toys. Let’s make this even better.”
37. “Are you gonna keep playing with it or are you gonna put it in your mouth at some point?”
38. “Quit eyefucking me and get over here so you can actually fuck me!”
39. “What the fuck? Do that again. I liked it.”
40. “Is that gonna fit?” “I’ll make it fit.”
41. “All day I’ve been thinking about how good it would feel to have your head between my legs.”
42. “Ever heard of an Australian kiss?” “No. What’s that?” “It’s like a French kiss, but down under.”
43. “But there’s people-” “I don’t care. Let them watch.”
44. “I saw you naked once. And now I can’t stop thinking about it.”
45. “How are you so oblivious? I’m trying to tell you I’m fucking horny!”
hËłP mẼ - mÄxïÊľ oñÊşĦôt
SÿÑöpǐŞ: After Daniel gets removed from Alphatauri, he completely disappears from Max's life. Was it ðÄńĨêĻ??
Warnings: Horror, murder, established relationship, cliffhanger, poor Franco and Jules, depressed Maxie:(
Note: Did you miss me? Please don't hate me for putting Jules in😭
Max refused to return to F1 after the 2024 season ended - and for good reason. He may have won it 4th championship, but it came at the cost of someone he loved.
Daniel.
If Daniel had stayed in F1, or at least didn't leave him, then maybe Max would have stayed in F1 himself. But he said - fuck it, gave Christian his P45 and told Checo to find a new teammate (Zhou).
The 2025 season had just begun, and Franco wanted to visit the Dutch to see how he was doing. Max was like a brother to him through out his time in Williams, and now Mercedes.
But he walked in at the worst time possible...
30 mins earlier...
Max was sitting on the couch in his Monaco home, pondering about Daniel. He hadn't seen him since the Singapore Grand Prix in September, and to make matters worse, he practically blocked him.
The Dutchman lied down, wondering how Daniel was doing. But then he realised that something was off...was Daniel cheating on him? Did he get kidnapped?
So he checked the date on his phone - 17th July 2025 - the 10th anniversary of Jules' death. Apparently there was an investigation going on - and it confirmed that Jules' death was no accident. It was murder. And apparently - Daniel, Max himself, Carlos, Nyck and Charles were suspects in his death.
This was crazy - MURDER?! How?! But then he couldn't think anymore - because he was knocked out. And the last thing he heard sounded eerily familiar...
"Be a good boy, Maxie, and stay asleep."
30 mins Later...
There was blood all over the place, as Franco called 911 to report Max's kidnapping, and possibly murder.
Max later woke up in an undisclosed room, where he felt 4 pairs of eyes watching him, smirking in the darkness. He looked at them all in horror - Daniel, Nyck, Carlos and Charles...
"Hello, darling. We'll take good care of you...besides...you're a monster like us. Shapeshifting into whatever we want you to be."
Max felt like he was hit by a truck as his limbs began to contort. A hand went on his shoulder, the other Dutchman comforting him. "Shhh...it'll be fine. Jules won't mind us fucking his protege, won't he?"
The last thing he heard was a sound of psychopathic laughter...
A/N: ALRIGHT! Y'all have a competition! If y'all can make a solid story out of this, then I'll include it in the story.
Untitled - Fisinando (Fernando Alonso x Giancarlo Fisichella)
Synopsis: Just a cute ramble about these two (takes place in 2024 - Fisi(31) and Nando(23) and they are in Mercedes)
Warnings: Suggestive Themes
Note: I'm back again...for good this time!
Giancarlo felt the warmth of his teammate - and lover - enveloped him in a sense of happiness as they rocked on the bed, making their current predicament more soft than it already was. It was like Fernando knew all of the spots to make him whimper and squirm. And he loves that feeling.
Feeling him land on his back, Gian smiled, dazed but pleased by their current situation. The younger had just won the 2024 season and became "Champion of the World", which wasn't surprising being as Nando was a very skilled driver despite his young age - even though George tells him otherwise.
"Mmmh...Nando...that was so good..." Gian giggled, spent, turning himself around to cuddle his winner. "Are you okay? Do you feel better?" The latter grinned - clearly happy of what he could do to his sweet love.
"Better than ever, Carino~" Nando purred, resting his head on Gian's chest, the latter stroking his luscious brunette hair. "I feel like nothing can stop us now~"
Gian loved seeing Nando like this. So dominant yet soft. So kind yet feral. "You did well too, trying to catch up with me," Nando smirked, biting the older's neck, letting out a growl.
"Watch it, Fer, I bite too, remember?" Gian threatened, but he was teasing him at the same time. "Then why are you submerged under my co-"
They get a phone call from Daniel. Shit...Nando picks up the phone. "Hola, Dan? What you need?" "Congrats on your 1st win Nando! We're waiting for you downstairs! Also, please keep it down in there - if Esteban wakes up he'll kill you both..."
...Shit. They forgot about the party that Kimi and Seb had organised for Fernando's first win. "They could wait another 2 hours..." Nando smiled, Daniel immediately knowing what's up. "FERNANDO FUCKING ALONSO DIAZ DON'T YOU DARE-"
He put the phone down on Daniel. He could wait. "Wow...you're quite cruel, aren't ya?" Gian smiled at him, lying back down on the bed. "I learned from the best, Fisi darling~"
It was gonna be a long night....
max welcoming daniel home after his ho-around-the-world tour