Kale
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
Every time I hear someone say "each to their own" instead of "to each their own", I kill a fairy.
The first half of the school year always stresses me out because what do you mean I have to go through this all again??
Second half of the year is fine, it's 'yippee!! school's almost over!!'
First half is a nightmare because I feel like I've gone back in time and have to repeat school.
I just feel like I've gone nowhere and will continue to go nowhere and it's horrible and stressful and I hate it
what does this mean bro why is tumblr doing this
what does this mean bro why is tumblr doing this
Super quick ford doodle
Do you guys ever walk into your room with the lights off and then when you turn them on you get really scared that there's gonna be a dead body on the floor
Hi so I just noticed your new blog title, it's incredible and I'm only a little bit worried about you
it's me, in the flesh! (I brought my flesh with me!)
I'm not very conventionally attractive, but I DO know all the words to 'The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny' by Lemon Demon, so that HAS to count for something.
I think the reason they say that the opposite of love is indifference is because really, there's nothing more romantic than having one person you obsessively, passionately hate.
Coca Cola rejected my business offer ☹️
They said they can't
why did it blink on organ
chunk....like....chunks of the shark's flesh raining down from the sky????????
In all seriousness though, I'm wonderful company. The best company ever. People writhe and squirm and crawl and claw and beg at my feet to get just a moment with me. (/Joking!!!)
A good chunk of my watch through was spent with me or my sister quietly singing 'Jaws' (Lemon Demon) at key moments in the movie and honestly, 10/10 experience, would do again
why, when I lay on my left side, does the left half of my face go numb?
Matt "bisexual hipster" Hooper
Martin "token straight" Brody
(N/A) "20 dollars is 20 dollars" Quint
no...NOO!!!! people are finding out I'm secretly a LOSER!!!!
Today, my great uncle Lewis taught me how to kill someone and make it look like an accident
IM SCREAMING
the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me
It's trending again thankfully
the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me
gravity falls isn't trending anymore I think I cursed it
the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me
Over The Garden Wall where nothing is different except Wirt is wearing a sick pair of Nike Dunks
the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me
Hey i hate the word ‘continuum’
Why the hell
I got the Book of Bill today and nearly peed my pants, because using the bathroom meant that I had to stop reading