The Way I Can Endlessly Rant About All The Reasons I Love Will Graham And How He's The Best Character

The fact that in the books Hannibal is 41 and Will is 40 feels unreal. Like wdym they're almost the same age???

Just picturing kid Hannibal going through all of his trauma while kid Will is going fishing with his dad. Hannibal starting killing and eating people somewhere in Europe while Will is studying hard to become a FBI agent. The time isn't timing yk???????

It's crazy how some people can get mad just because there is a group of people that are not that interested in being intimate. Like. What is these people's problem...

And it's just so irritating too when you meet these people irl and it seems that all they are able to talk about is having sexual connections and then they hate on you for not jumping in on a subject and call you weird for not wanting to spread your legs.

And also why the fuck do I see this shit about how asexual people are arrogant and think they're better than everyone else??? Dude every day of my life is a fucking struggle trying to fit in because the world is so sex-centered and it's almost impossible to socialize without at least some relationship gossip. It's draining enough already, why would I waste my little remaining energy on being mean on top of that?

Asexual awareness day is great and all but oh boy does it make the shit on X float.

Glass Leaves & Flowers Mugs by ArtMasha

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

You know what would be amazing? Getting a Clive and Let Die kind of miniseries where the roles are reversed like in wywh3. Because Gordon is going to need to stay in quarantine and perhaps it would take him even longer to stabilize sooo sneaky channel 6 ;')

I need them to talk so desperately.

I honestly envy people that didn't find Red Valley that good. Like I can't imagine not being obsessed with this podcast. I have a life to live, I have hobbies, I have other interests, but I just can't get this masterpiece out of my head. Honestly concerning. Has to be one of my greatest hyperfixations of all time.

OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK.

WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN???

Spoilers under the cut!!!

Ok so I was actually so scared to hear gun shots. Like you people better NOT. And for the rest of the episode I was just sitting there staring into the void.

Pamela and Clive for life they're so sksnkxlsoksnsns yk????

AND ALSO!!! OMG!!!! WE'RE GETTING A WYWH3!!!!!! GUYS I'M SO EXCITED!!!!! I LITERALLY FUCKING WHEEZED.

So yeah stay tuned for the memes

so this was the vibe I was getting from that bit

WHAT AN EPISODE HUH