The Number Of Times I Think About The Full Body Viking Skeleton I Saw In The Museum Is Ridiculous Like

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Part 2

“In my youth,” reminisced the old man, scratching his beard thoughtfully, “I was quite the quirked up white boy. No one in the village could best me at busting it down sexual style.”

“And were you goated, sir?” the young boy queried.

“My dear boy, I most certainly was!” The old man chuckled, a merry twinkle in his eye. “With the sauce, I daresay.”

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

Walter White plays Mario Kart

What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

If there were sabertooth fish were there sabertooth birds?

yes, actually! 

meet Pelagornis, an extinct giant seabird that treaded the skies until about two and a half million years ago.

they lived mostly on a diet of slippery fish, hence the ridiculous chainsaw beak! 

but they probably ate other creatures too, because, wait for it, WHAT DOES A 20-FOOT WIDE BIRD EAT?

ANYTHING IT WANTS!

sorry mister size-comparison man, rip. we hardly knew ye.

so yes, once upon a time there was a saber-toothed bird the size of a fucking hanglider.

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Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit

EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT THIS

Have you ever heard of Shaun Keenan? Probably not, but you have now.

Amazing art of dinosaurs in the wild American West? Yes please!

There’s so many he’s done and they’re all just the best aesthetic.

What I never knew I needed but a void has definitely been filled.

Go to his website and give some support!

http://shaunkeenan.com/

eating a jolly rancher filled gummie