Could We Crash Tumblr If We All Posted The Word "crash" On The 1st Of April 2022, 12:35 EST?

(npc voice) Hey, stay back! I’m warning you… wait a minute… you’re a human! Oh, thank goodness, I thought you were another one of those bots! You know, it’s dangerous for a human like you to be walking around these parts without an avatar. Here, let me loan you one of my spares.

[ You got the Jigglypuff icon! You can use this to get closer to other humans! ]

There you go, quite cute if I do say so myself. Just remember to be more careful from now on!

Oh my god I adore it yes

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY HALF LIFE 2!!!

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I’m with the janitor. I think they’re time travelers.

What does Marie think of the patients? Are there any that she is friends with? Any she can’t stand?

"Friends" is a bit much to describe anyone Marie is seen with. Mostly, if anyone considers them to be friends with her, that's great! Lovely, even. However, the sentiment will undoubtedly be one-sided and Marie would find the implication a little funny.

Overall, Marie sees the patients as levels, as Rhythm Challenges for her to overcome with extreme perfection lest she be ousted and flung from her pedestal. So what if she has to redo their care a good 20 times? So what if they get a bad feeling whenever she appears "for the first time" that they can't completely place? It'll all get done all the same anyways.

The unfortunate part comes when said patients are so endlessly grateful to her for having saved their lives without making a single mistake. Cole wants to make her listen to so many of his debatably good songs, Nicole wants to have a smoke with her and talk about life, the Stevensons want to discuss how they got together and how they've managed to stay in love for all these years. Goodness, don't get her started on the children... Annoying little miscreants, endlessly glad she was never like them.

And yet, all of them have nothing but kind words to say about the woman despite all this... A little icy and rough on the outside, but she must care about them to listen in the way she does.

... Marie doesn't understand why any of this is, but it must be because they're hoping to get something from her. Gifts, maybe? Or maybe they're hoping that being nice will prevent her from making mistakes in any future operations. A kind of moral binding of sorts. Interesting...

As for a patient she couldn't stand, weeeelll... Ignoring Crystal because their feelings are complicated, Marie absolutely LOATHES Richard. She hates him, despises him, actively wishes to cause him harm and actively has done so. You do NOT belittle her and her accomplishments, you do NOT insult her fashion, you do NOT imply that she and her entire line of work is worth nothing while actively demanding they they provide you with aid at the same time. She has deliberately either refused to defib Richard correctly or has actively held the button down as hard as she could the entirety of the song. Of course, she still had to reset and S+ his level, but that catharsis of just doing whatever she wishes to him without consequence will forever have been worth it to her. Fucking capitalist pig...

Ahem, to summarize... Marie tolerates the presence of the grand majority of the patients. Some more than others.

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

Heya guys and ghouls! I got this sick new cool idea for a webcomic unthought of and never before seen, starring everyone's favourite little disasterpiece, Marie!

Eeeh, probably won't go anywhere but lemme know what y'all think!

Also, happy April Fooools! ;3c

Dear people living on your own for the first time:

Here’s some advice I wasn’t told from the myriad of posts before that I wish I’d been given before

Wash the OUTSIDE of your pots and pans as well as the cooking surface. I’ve had a few roommates now who have only cleaned the inside and I’ve had to replace a $150 set of cookware twice.

“its only one time, how bad could using metal on nonstick cookware really be?” very bad. don’t do this.

Buy a rice cooker. Buy the middle tier rice cooker. Cheap ones will burn your rice, high tier ones are too expensive. Rice is good and cheap and, really, you don’t actually have to wash it if you don’t care about making gourmet food.

Buy band-aids. You don’t think you need band-ads until you need a band-aid, and by then it’s too late. (if you don’t follow this advice, a paper towel and some tape is an acceptable solution while you go get real bandages and neosporin)

You are on tumblr, which means you probably spend most of your time in one spot on a computer or phone. if this spot doesn’t have a trash can in arm’s reach, put one there.

 I spent 4 years piling trash on my desk in increasingly precarious ways until I had a designated area to put it. Trash cans can and should go anywhere there is a frequent generation of trash, typical locations be damned.

If you live with one or two roommates, discuss placing empty boxes in the back of your fridge and freezer. You probably don’t need all the space that the standard 5-person-family fridge provides, and tupperware will be shoved back there and left to stink up the entire appliance.

Get a wall calendar, put it somewhere communal, and have everyone put their household-relevant schedules on it. Communication is by far the weakest link with roommates (even good ones!) and having something to reference for appointments is always good

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements