I Just Thought, “Man I Wish I Was A Jedi So I Could Get Cheese Without Getting Up.” That’s It Guys.

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

Love this meme format

Why have we convinced ourselves that backpacks are only for students and children? They’re legit so much better than purses. You’ve gotta use your arm all the time. Then you have to set down your purse just to pick something up or pay for something. And it hurts to carry too much on one shoulder so you keep having to switch it back and forth. It’s always swinging around and hitting things. Anyway, backpacks are far superior to purses and I will never stop wearing them.

Am I the only one who’s considered getting off my meds in case of the zombie apocalypse?

“I don’t want to get the vaccine because there’s only a 3% fatality rate.”

If someone hands you a hundred skittles and tells you three of them are poison, you still probably wanna avoid the skittles.

meirl

What do dragons do when they get the hiccups? Do they have to lock themselves away in an empty cave so they don’t set everything on fire?

What do you think? Should I get this actually tattooed on me?