Each Time You Smile At Them, I'm Going To Rip One Of Your Fucking Teeth Out. ♥

Each time you smile at them, I'm going to rip one of your fucking teeth out. ♥

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2 months ago
Pear-Berry Breakfast Tarts

Pear-Berry Breakfast Tarts

Ingredients

1/2 cup butter, softened

1 cup sugar, divided

2 large eggs, room temperature

2-1/2 cups all-purpose flour

2 teaspoons baking powder

2 cups chopped peeled pears (about 2 large)

2 tablespoons cornstarch

2 tablespoons water

1/2 cup fresh raspberries

1 large egg white

3 to 5 tablespoons 2% milk, divided

1-1/3 cups confectioners' sugar

Food coloring, optional

Directions

Cream butter and 1/2 cup sugar until light and fluffy, 5-7 minutes. Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. In another bowl, whisk flour and baking powder; gradually beat into creamed mixture to form a dough. Divide dough in half; shape each into a rectangle. Wrap and refrigerate 1 hour.

Meanwhile, in a small saucepan over medium heat, combine pears and remaining sugar. Cook and stir until sugar is dissolved and pears are softened, 6-8 minutes. In a small bowl, mix cornstarch and water until smooth; stir into pear mixture. Return to a boil, stirring constantly; cook and stir 1-2 minutes or until thickened. Remove from heat; cool. Stir in raspberries.

Preheat oven to 350°. On a lightly floured surface, roll half the dough into a 15x8-in. rectangle. Cut into ten 4x3-in. rectangles. Transfer to parchment-lined baking sheets; spoon about 2 tablespoons filling over each pastry to within 1/2 in. of edges. Roll remaining dough into a 15x8-in. rectangle; cut into ten 4x3-in. rectangles and place over filling. Press edges with a fork to seal. Whisk egg white and 1 tablespoon milk; brush over pastries. Bake until golden brown and filling is bubbly, 20-25 minutes.

Remove from baking sheets to wire racks to cool. For icing, mix confectioners’ sugar and enough of remaining milk to reach desired consistency; tint with food coloring if desired. Spread or drizzle on pastries.

1 month ago

ppl r s sensitive!!

I got called a stripper today and if u think ab it ITS A COMPLIMNET and then someone was like “apologize!! That’s mean and rude!!” Not really..

Have u heard of friendly fire or A JOKE?

2 months ago
Mine ❤︎ 🎀

mine ❤︎ 🎀

1 month ago
I Get It Now. We're Soulmates In The True Sense Of The Word. We're The Same Person. Someone Must've Cursed

i get it now. we're soulmates in the true sense of the word. we're the same person. someone must've cursed us and separated us, that's why we don't live in the same body anymore. but at least we found eachother again, and we'll never be apart ♡

I Get It Now. We're Soulmates In The True Sense Of The Word. We're The Same Person. Someone Must've Cursed
1 month ago

Dating me is fun, you look at your phone and see 17 missed calls, over 100 messages, 9 voicemails, and suddenly I'm outside your door. What were you doing?

1 month ago

i don’t want to be your ‘first choice’. i don’t want it to be a choice at all. i want to be the answer so obvious you don’t even pause to consider anyone else. if i’m not the center of your world, do you even really love me at all?

2 months ago

I got high last night

I was genuinely tweaking and I was with my favorite cousin too. I remember what happened so vividly I cannot believe I’m real

2 months ago

just paid for my entry

400 bucks down the drain 😤

It’s totally worth it bc I can get prizes when I win.

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