Me : I've Been Coughing Up Blood.

Me : I've been coughing up blood.

Nurse : Have a glass of water.

Me: *dying* *goes to the nurse*

Nurse: *checks temperature* you’re fine

Alsothenurse: *aggressively* would you like an ice pack

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Short Comic, While I Work On Something Bigger On The Side. It Is Nevertheless A Very Important Topic.
Short Comic, While I Work On Something Bigger On The Side. It Is Nevertheless A Very Important Topic.
Short Comic, While I Work On Something Bigger On The Side. It Is Nevertheless A Very Important Topic.
Short Comic, While I Work On Something Bigger On The Side. It Is Nevertheless A Very Important Topic.
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Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.

We stan this woman.

Alice Oseman Being Adorable [x] And Giving Fabulous Writing Advice.
Alice Oseman Being Adorable [x] And Giving Fabulous Writing Advice.
Alice Oseman Being Adorable [x] And Giving Fabulous Writing Advice.
Alice Oseman Being Adorable [x] And Giving Fabulous Writing Advice.
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Alice Oseman Being Adorable [x] And Giving Fabulous Writing Advice.
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Alice Oseman being adorable [x] and giving fabulous writing advice.

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

Happy, about to stitch Peter up for the third time that week: I'm warning you, this is gonna hurt pretty bad

Peter: I can take it

Happy: no matter how good a hero you were/are there's absolutely nothing you could've done that would have prevented Tony's death and throwing yourself headfirst into increasingly dangerous situations isn't making you a 'more competent hero' it's just distracting you from the pain of losing a third father figure and saving you the terrifying ordeal of having to accept that things are out of your control sometimes

Peter:

Happy: I did warn you

Welcome to the Penguin Parade

By My Chemical Waddles

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism


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Here's A Picture Of My Doggo. He Is A Good Boi.

Here's a picture of my doggo. He is a good boi.


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I don’t do this kind of thing often because i think it’s annoying but this is actually really important

A thing called TeamTree happened today and it’s been on YouTube and Reddit a lot. They’re a nonprofit organization that wants to plant 20,000,000 trees by January 1st, 2020. Trees are pretty important so yeah idk

Every dollar you donate will plant one tree, and they will do their best to make sure each one they plant grows to be a healthy tree.

You can donate here: https://teamtrees.org/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Help Us Plant 20 Million Trees - Join #TeamTrees
teamtrees.org
The official site of #TeamTrees. One dollar plants a tree...

Bitches really be like "Andi Mack deserves a season four, cowards"

Its us. We're bitches

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