Kicky Feet But Make It Hockey Fighting

Help Joe Thornton whattt????? hwuh????????? I didn't know this lore?? I desperately need to see the sources if that's ok

the province article on the quote:

“Shut up, have you ever played the game? (...) I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

some context on that for anyone who didnt see my original tags about it is that tomas hertl scored 4 goals in a game in his rookie year in which. um. the sharks won 9-2 against the rangers (gamecenter).

the people thought he was havin TOO good a time about it and also the between the legs fourth goal (youtube) so just a whole lotta askin "what do YOU think about the four goals"

barstool sports article on cockless bruins @ sharks game, in which joe thornton scores is first hat trick in over 8 years and also for the first time since tomas hertls dick trick

gamecenter on the bruins @ sharks game in question. which the sharks lost 6-5 in ot LMAO (did you know the only players left on the sharks lineup from this game are logan couture and marc-edouard vlasic?)

the mercury news also said brent burns said he would go naked. which is unrelated. completely so. now im not sayin hes still playin on the canes. but.

i am going to say something so disrespectful

6th puck on the board (:

dal@col 05.11.24 | round 2 game 3

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Marchy very happy his goalie likes the drip

└ sway checking on knies | round one, game seven: bos vs. tor | 5.4.24

i assume sid’s breathless, squirmy 71-page treatise on how big and dominant geno is had to be redacted in its entirety

Thighs. Thigh tattoo. Thighs. Thighs. Tattoo. Thighs.