Lemme Bless Y’all With This Video

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

Nick Offerman on Chris Pratt [x]

well I’d like to see you look better after having your balls stolen Tatsu

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts