The ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Theme Song On Marimba by Percussionist Aaron DeWayne.

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

I swear I laugh every time I read the flavor text for Power Word Kill in Pathfinder

Bro why the FUCK did your icon turn to look at me

cashier: sorry sir this coupon isnt valid

me: omg... why would you.... dont listen to her coupon

coupon: ii jjsut wwaantted 2 hhelpp u geett 50% offf ffebreeze ffabrric refhreshers i,,,

people are hanging out on the train tracks that u usually hang out on. Do you ask to join the large group which seems more fun, join the singular person for a more intimate connection, or does your social anxiety force you to just go home

How far we’ve come.

Shameful self reblog

Grown up Cara Delevingne, Lion Slash Monkey Version.

Her face