Me In 2015: Lmao Donald Trump Is Running For President What A Joke

imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics

“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen

this show gets 2 real sometimes

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

Anish, drawn in PS.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of artist Anish Kapoor. Portrait is from the waist up. Anish Kapoor is wearing pink. His expression cannot be seen because there’s too much pink. The background is a confounding shade of pink that nobody likes.]

elven armour of Elrond and Thranduil

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

many people have been complaining about the surge of porn bots… personally i havent noticed… however i have seen a rise in increasingly beautiful and mysterious women who wish to court me