Santa Claus And A Demonic Tree Worshiped By Orphan Children Work Together To Kill A Woman Via Electrocution  

Where were you on March 15th, 2016?

please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation

when someone beats you at a video game

Johnny Bravo is chad-passing

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

NOPE.