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House drugged that coffee btw

Reading some of Tevinter Nights and the fact that Solas orders tea to throw off a previous Inquisition member is crazy. They both say it was a joke around Skyhold. Who tf spread that around? Was it the Inquisitor? Was it Sera? Imagine you’re an immortal god and yet a castle full of people knows you as that bitch who hates tea. Impeccable. No notes.

It only took TEN YEARS for people to start noticing Varric and Solas' chemistry

so have i ever talked about how i think what quark really truly meant by “that man loves me. it’s written all over his back” in the finale is that one of the only ways odo ever really shows his love for quark is by letting him get away with shit all the time throughout all the years they’ve known each other ? quite literally just turning his back to it. worf was like the first person to really question odo on why he lets quark get away with so much, why he gives him special treatment, why he hasn’t just put him in jail already, etc. and odo got so mad at that question because he didn’t wanna admit that quark isn’t just some criminal to him. the station literally wouldn’t be the same without him. so he lets him go. and him leaving was partly, in his own weird way, his final gift to quark. quark doesn’t have to deal with him anymore. no more odo watching his every move. no more fighting. no more games of cat and mouse. he’s walking away one last time. he loves him. it’s written all over his back

The Milfs/Dilfs of Dragon Age (Veilguard edition)

I'm currently selling these as stickers and donating all earnings to Eman Abuhayya's gfm to help the remaining members of her family evacuate Gaza - or donate to her directly here!

Hanging my legs over the side of the bed so the monster can feel how smooth they are

I'm reminded of this:

divorce is so funny. like never mind

My kenergy... He's perfect for the role....

My boy cat after medical sedation: hmmm Hm … .. sleeby .. … ho ….. zzzz

My girl cat after medical sedation: Hello Humans I Have Returned My First Order of Business Will be To Take Complete Inventory of the Household Beginning with Dangerous and Hazardous Items Please Do Not Interfere Very Important Business

non human characters who are defined by how painfully human they are

need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

Benny Russell????? BENNY RUSSELL????!!!!!!!

there should be a new emotion added to the spectrum of emotion called "the feeling u get when u were obsessed with supernatural in like 2012 and carry on wayward son comes on and it's a genuinely good song but you feel like a ghost has walked through your body"

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

hey have you guys met my swiss nb friend Yodel, they/he, who -

Me, not talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird

Me, talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird

i like when worf just makes shit up

Gandalf in The Hobbit: You are Took and that makes you absolutely suited for adventure!

Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring: Who the FUCK let the Took come on this adventure?

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