You Heard Your Children Then, You Hear Your Children Now. You Are The Same God! You Answered Prayers

I honestly think that “the gods are real, and they have kids, and those kids have ISSUES” is still the best description of the Riordanverse I’ve heard to-date.

i love how in leverage nate ford doesn't get monologued to by villains. he gives a monologue, with genuine pleasure and complete unconcern for what's going to happen to him. you sort of get the sense that if he could whip out a powerpoint and a long stick to point with, he would. along with graphs and charts that he made hardison make.

Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

Okay, but following Obi-Wan’s apparent return from the dead after the Crisis on Naboo arc, I like to believe that younglings and padawans across the Temple were just like, “Yeah, death had a near-Obi-Wan Kenobi experience,” and then rolled with it.

“Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.”

“General Grievous checks his closet every night for Obi-Wan Kenobi.”

“Obi-Wan Kenobi once played Corellian roulette with a fully-loaded sniper rifle and won.”

“Obi-Wan Kenobi was once bitten by a acklay and after five days of excruciating pain, the acklay died.”

Then somehow the clones heard about it and it went downhill from there.

happy birthday, ferb!

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

mutual pining fanfic is the best fanfic simply because it requires the characters to be at their most romantic and the height of their stupidity at all times

the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old

#the writers really went #this is only a taste of how chaotic this character is #and we're never mentioning this fact again #mwahahaha

I love how Parker blowing up a house as a little child is just never ever expanded upon or even mentioned again. The Leverage writers were just like this tells you everything you need to know about the character and that's all you're gonna get, die wondering about it