I Think It's Funny How Men Just Jerk Off Sometimes Nonchalantly. Like That's Such A Dude Thing To Do.

me too bubbles 😭🙏

*gets jealous of all the attention you get*

*lays on the ground face down ass up*

GEE I HOPE NOBODY COMES FUCKS ME 🫧

BUBBLES PLEASE

Little brother who thought it would be a kiss to just tease gou a bunch on April fools day cause he knows you have a big icky crush on him

Sincerely-happy April fools, btw!

Mhm yeah and then I’ll tell him “it’s just a joke don’t be such a baby.” When I’ve got him bent over and full of my strap.

Happy April fools day!

Need someone to lazily suck my dick, just swirling their tongue so gently and sucking so softly, it's enough to make me wet and have that warm feeling bubble in my stomach but not enough to cum. Laying there for hours feeling their hot mouth teasing me, fucking me softly with their tongue, making me squirm and wriggle.

I'd be a good boy and let them play with me, praising them or thanking them for their stimulation.

But fuck the second I wanna cum I would beg like a bitch in heat grinding against their mouth for any more pressure, whining till they finally give if and fuck me like a toy...

that’s what just happened to me and i’m rock hard rn ngl

The only trans guy in the "girls, gays, and theys" club who also spent a majority of his transition self-censoring to make sure he was as small and non-threatening as he could possible be about to experience the biggest boner-euphoria combo of his life: Force masc? What's that?

Hey man you look like you had a long day, come sit on the couch with me. Oh yeah, just get comfy and relax I know you must be stressed out, here let me massage you a bit. It’s totally not weird I don’t know what you mean, yeah like doesn’t it feel so good when I give you these head scratches, behind your ears too?

Aww you seem like you’re already less tense, do you want a treat? What no man I didn’t say that in a patronizing way, I just mean like a snack. You’re so sensitive haha, anyways before I give you your treat you gotta raise your paw. What I’m not treating you like a dog? I’m just joking around, no need for you to get all mad. Why are you getting up, aww come on sit boy! Oh my god you’re so red, it’s just a joke dude, don’t you want your treat puppy?

Oh my god you’re so dramatic; are you seriously going to have a fit over some stupid joke? I mean if I didn’t think you were red from being mad I would think it’s because you liked this. Yeah you like being talked down to like a fucking dog? Oh yeah keep denying, I totally believe you. Hey come back here, let me just- hey sit still, yeah stop fucking fighting I just need to click this collar into place. Aww you look adorable, are you embarrassed puppy? Stop avoiding eye contact look at me. Dude this is what you are, I don’t care if you protest it, you’re just a pathetic fucking dog.

big brother teaching little bro how to use a dildo properly for when he's away.

little bro is laid in bed wearing only one of big brother's shirts, holding his thighs to his chest to expose his dripping boycunt. big brother holds a dildo (and also one of little brother's hands♡) modeled after his own cock, thick and intimidating.

"it's really big," lil bro looks at the intimidating dildo, and big brother's cock twitches. the younger of the two whines as big brother rubs the head of the toy along his slit, paying special attention to his tdick with each pass.

"i know, but you can take it, puppy. trust me, it'll feel really good, okay?" big brother gives lil brother an encouraging smile as he lines the silicon length up with lil bro's hole, not even prepped but dripping. it's a slow breach, one that has lil bro tensing and struggling to catch his breath with every inch.

"it h-hurts," he protests. big brother ignores him and all further protests until the base of the toy rests flush with lil bro's cunt.

"see? i told you that you could do it. you're such a baby sometimes..." big bro says, letting the younger brother adjust to the size and stretch, his walls squeezing the toy tight.

"shut up," little brother whines again, biting his bottom lip. his hips squirm, silently pleading for more. so big brother withdraws the toy halfway, then shoves back in, "yeah, whatever, dude. you're the one crying 'cause you can hardly handle a fake cock in your pussy."

he sets a steady pace that keeps lil brother in bliss, a stream of soft, sweet noises spilling from him as the younger man gets used to the strange feeling of being fucked. it only feels good because it's his big brother, of course.

"m-more," lil bro pants, letting go of big brother's hand to rub his tdick hurriedly, "please, faster. i-i need- i want-"

"yeah, yeah, alright," big brother rolls his eyes and leans over the younger man, fucking the silicon cock into him faster. his newly freed hand grips lil bro's jaw and forces him into a kiss that's all tongue and teeth, biting his little brother's bottom lip hard enough to draw blood. the pulse of lil brother's walls is undeniable.

he's not surprised when lil bro cums almost right after, moaning into his mouth, his nails digging into the back of his thigh.

"that's it, puppy, cum for me. such a good mutt, taking my cock..." he mutters, the other man melting with post-orgasm bliss. big bro slides the toy out with a final kiss to lil bro's parted lips, who giggles quietly in return.

"maybe next time, i'll use my real cock. especially now that you've got practice, too. i gotta make sure you're ready all the time for me, like a good little brother should be, don't i?" big brother murmurs, discarding the toy to be cleaned later in favor of laying beside his little brother and pulling him to his chest.

"please..." lil bro mumbles, half-asleep already and clinging to his brother's side.

"fuckin' slut..."

(let me tell you, i haven't written anything with actual sex in it in two years, please be nice if you've got criticism!)

Aw, is it too rough baby? Am I going too fast for you? Well too bad because you’re mine and I’m not done with you yet. Now arch that back and bring that pretty little ass up to me so I can go deeper like the needy little slut you are

i love the fact that i use my 💚 in every annon space. whenever someone replies to my annon i heart it and repost it knowing damn well if they ever stumbled appon my acc they would know it’s me.

thinking about a certain acc coming into my dms and saying “so it’s you who wants me this badly?” having them quote me and send me screenshots of what i was saying in annon just to tease me. uhnnnnn it’s so good pleaseeeeee 💚💚💚💚

seeing non-nsft blogs like/follow but not reblog is soooo cute. I know you’re shy, baby. Fuck, i’d be shy about the stuff i post if I was you. Go ahead, reblog your fanart, your writing prompts, your fashion inspo. Keep your likes hidden on your blog so your followers can’t see that at night you’re fucking your cunt with a hand over your mouth thinking about my cock. Don’t think I don’t see you over, and over, and over again in my notifs, sweetheart. Don’t think I don’t know what you want.

the violent urge to fuck while watching a show and be told to focus when you physically can’t>>>>