Current Status: AC Repair Man Came Late At Night For A Late Call(god Bless You) And Our Ring Doorbell

Omg I’m losing it lmao

*shakes phone like a madman*

Idk what is that... Just...

*Just shakes the phone*

(My friend sent me a picture, I decided to draw one with Bendy)

I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

The mad scientist trio has arrived and they’re ready to cause chaos. What they doing next?

yababaina!!!!!!!!!!1!!

The outside view of Earth 2020-2021 is just as embarrassing as the inside view.

VISIT EARTH | TRAVELS TO EARTH

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////ALL TRAVELS TO PLANET EARTH ARE CANCELLED. REASON: ONGOING PANDEMIC AS WELL AS ALARMING LEVELS OF DISSAPPOINTMENT////

I love this and can’t stop thinking about it

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Even though I don’t have a lot of followers, I want to spread this to as many people as possible. Please, for the people you care about, let them know this because it could end up being a lifesaver.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

I want more of this. This is so awesome.

Part 1 of a comic inspired by a story prompt about the monster under the bed actually protecting the child

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but you are loved even if you don’t know it. The best thing about hitting rock bottom is the only way you can go from there is back up again. Just keep fighting, you’ve got this!

My cat literally sleeps in the crook of my neck while purring into my ear. Don’t you dare say they don’t care about us.

     “Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”

     “Cats are not loyal.”

     “A cat will not greet you at the door.”

     “You can not train a cat”

     “Cats aren’t that smart.”

     “Cats aren’t that good with children.”

     “Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”

     “Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”

What a load of crap !!!  One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.